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May 2015

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Today, I lost a book. I'd used my credit card as a bookmark. FML

#21415900
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13063) - you deserved it (41316)

On 05/26/2015 at 2:54am - money - by stupid (man) - United States (California)

Today, not thinking and being pissed off, I threw my phone in the car, making a decent sized crack in the windshield. FML

Today, my girlfriend bought two tickets for a cruise to the Bahamas. Too bad the second ticket isn't for me. I guess her ex-boyfriend will have a wonderful time with her. FML

#21417626
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On 05/29/2015 at 2:28pm - love - by probably single (man) - Denmark (Syddanmark)

Today, I bought an expensive video game and decided to show it off and post a photo of it on Instagram. When I got home to play it, it rejected my activation key. I then realised it was showing in the Instagram post. FML

#21411390
120 comments

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On 05/17/2015 at 9:09am - misc - by PISSED OFF - Australia

Today, I had to explain to my little sister that not all guitars are supposed to have a hole in them, that when I was talking about "breaking it in" I didn't mean I'd smash a hole in it, and that she shouldn't have taken a hammer to my expensive new guitar. FML

#21417642
33 comments

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On 05/29/2015 at 3:18pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I tried to write a bad review for the fast-food place at which I work part-time. My username made me anonymous, but I forgot to change my profile picture. Now my manager and coworkers won't even speak to me. FML

#21405584
76 comments

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On 05/06/2015 at 10:34am - work - by Freelman - Ireland (Dublin)

Today, on my second day as a lifeguard, I locked myself out of the pool. My angry guests and I had to wait for 45 minutes for my manager to arrive and unlock the gate. FML

#21417788
29 comments

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On 05/29/2015 at 9:34pm - work - by explosivepeach - United States (Maryland)

Today, at my daughter's wedding celebration, I was doing a Michael Jackson act with a few buddies. It went well until I did the crotch-grab. I yanked my balls too hard and fell to the floor, writhing in agony in front of nearly 70 guests. FML

#21417667
48 comments

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On 05/29/2015 at 4:15pm - health - by not a kiddy fiddler really (man) - United States (California)

Today, I realized that a classmate and I have the same glasses. To prove it, I tried bending his glasses, since mine are flexible and can bend. I snapped his glasses in half. FML

#21417809
62 comments

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On 05/29/2015 at 10:31pm - misc - by smartass - United States (Texas)

Today, my crazy neighbor screamed at me from her porch for walking "too close" to her plants. I was on the sidewalk. She sprayed me with her hose anyway. FML

#21417834
42 comments

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On 05/29/2015 at 11:07pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Oregon)

Today, I went to a fancy beauty parlor to prepare for my sister's birthday party. The minute I stepped out of the salon, with my hair beautifully trimmed and curled, a bird decided to use it as a toilet. FML

#21417814
22 comments

I agree, your life sucks (3873) - you deserved it (312)

On 05/29/2015 at 10:39pm - animals - by poophead (woman) - Philippines



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