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July 2015

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Today, I spent nearly half an hour looking for my favourite pair of shoes. I ended up getting so pissed off that I accused my boyfriend of stealing them. He then pointed out that I was wearing them. FML

#21434871
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10435) - you deserved it (25441)

On 07/01/2015 at 1:54pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Newcastle upon Tyne)

Today, I found out that my parents secretly throw away any food I cook for them, because they think I might try to poison them. FML

#21435904
51 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8195) - you deserved it (673)

On 07/03/2015 at 3:02pm - misc - by Rusty (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, my girlfriend told me that once you love somebody you can never truly fall "out of love" with them. She wasn't talking about me, she was talking about her ex. FML

#21435838
40 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8075) - you deserved it (566)

On 07/03/2015 at 11:52am - love - by worriedman - United States (Illinois)



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