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January 2015

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Today, I found out that, due to the walls at my uni dorm being ridiculously thin, my entire flat overheard me lose my virginity. Spanking and all. FML

#21344108
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23605) - you deserved it (7474)

On 01/25/2015 at 5:10pm - intimacy - by Orgasmataz (woman) - United Kingdom (Manchester)

Today, I found myself wondering if my sister's jaw makes the same clicking sound when she's giving head as it does when she's eating food. FML

Today, I gambled on a fart and lost. FML

#21337828
67 comments

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On 01/15/2015 at 8:08pm - health - by Anonymous - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, I found out that every single picture that I have ever sent to my boyfriend, his father has also received. Every. Single. One. FML

#21337935
127 comments

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On 01/15/2015 at 10:43pm - love - by everysingleone - United States

Today, after putting a bag of dirty laundry in the laundry room to wait for an open washer, I came back to find a "free stuff" sign on all of my expensive jeans, new towels, and favorite sweatshirts. The bag was over half empty. FML

#21344550
96 comments

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On 01/26/2015 at 2:17pm - misc - by boogery - United States

Today, after I got home from a long day at work. I go inside my room and find a life-size cut out of Miley Cyrus. I don't know how it got here. I'm the only person with a key to my apartment. FML

#21345231
80 comments

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On 01/27/2015 at 6:46pm - misc - by I'm screwed - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I saw a stick in my car and picked it up to throw it out the window. The "stick" turned out to have eyes. It was a dead lizard. FML

#21339043
58 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22375) - you deserved it (9415)

On 01/17/2015 at 5:30pm - animals - by bad luck Bianca - United States (Texas)

Today, my boyfriend and I went to the local park for some romantic time together. By the time we left, I'd been called a pedo and a cradle robber, and been given several dirty looks. I'm 31. My boyfriend is 30 and just very baby-faced. FML

#21345623
81 comments

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On 01/28/2015 at 2:28pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I tried to manscape with some Nair. Nothing helps the pain. FML

#21337697
96 comments

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On 01/15/2015 at 4:05pm - misc - by NairyAGoodIdea (man) - United States

Today, as a volunteer tutor, I met up with a girl who needed help with calculus. When I introduced myself, she wrinkled up her face and said, "I'd hoped you'd be hotter." FML

#21344749
69 comments

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On 01/26/2015 at 8:43pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I was getting a haircut. During the haircut, the barber cut her hand. She hesitated for a minute then continued to run her hands through and cut my hair with her bloody fingers. FML

Today, I was ringing up a woman at work. I saw she'd bought a birthday cake, so I smiled and said I hope whoever it was for has a happy birthday. She looked at me in disgust, told me to mind my own business, then called me a "chucklefuck bitch". Okay then. FML

#21345551
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21950) - you deserved it (1778)

On 01/28/2015 at 10:01am - work - by retailshell (woman) - Australia (Western Australia)

Today, it was my brother's birthday. I was short on money but got him a present anyway. After opening it, he looked at it and said, "I didn't really want this." FML

#21345473
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21913) - you deserved it (1826)

On 01/28/2015 at 3:07am - money - by nsb124 - United States



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