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Today, a schoolmate I've always secretly hated came over to my place to hang out. She found her way to my room and instantly noticed my dartboard, which I'd taped a picture of her face onto. FML

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86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10788) - you deserved it (23750)

On 08/27/2014 at 6:57pm - misc - by Woops (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, my manager made everyone put up Christmas decorations around the store. As well as this, we're going to have Christmas music playing on repeat all the way through to January. It's not even September yet. FML

#21247337
19 comments

I agree, your life sucks (1340) - you deserved it (85)

On 08/28/2014 at 6:39pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I went on a date with the world's biggest lightweight. She got blind drunk on wine before dessert, and slurred, "You look like... like a black... blueberry." Amused, I said, "You mean a blackberry?" She stared at me for several long seconds, confused, then passed out. Check please. FML

#21247229
17 comments

I agree, your life sucks (1220) - you deserved it (106)

On 08/28/2014 at 3:58pm - love - by wowzer (man) - Puerto Rico

Today, my demented little sister walked up to me and kicked me between the legs. I told my parents, but they just accusingly asked me what I did to provoke her. When I said "nothing", they accused me of lying. There is no justice. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (1189) - you deserved it (116)

On 08/28/2014 at 5:16pm - kids - by Anonymous (man) - Portugal



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