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March 2015

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Today, I found out the fund-raiser my uncle ran to raise money for his cancer treatment was all a sham, that he doesn't even have cancer, and that the money was to fund a coke habit nobody knew he even had. FML

#21383487
63 comments

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On 03/29/2015 at 9:33am - money - by Anonymous (woman) - Philippines (Benguet)

Today, my best friend went to my boss and offered to do my job for half the pay. FML

#21383169
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On 03/28/2015 at 7:44pm - work - by Haggis300 - Australia

Today, we got CCTV fitted in our store. My lovely boss told me he'll be spending his free time watching the footage on his phone to know what I get up to when he's not in. FML

#21379507
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On 03/22/2015 at 2:19pm - work - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (London, City of)

Today, my older brother puked in the sound hole of my sister's guitar. He blamed it on me, and in revenge my sister beat me with the guitar. FML

#21383103
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On 03/28/2015 at 5:30pm - misc - by Pukey - United States

Today, some well-meaning soul told me to just pray my depression away, which would be about as effective as praying away a knife in my shin. FML

#21382206
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On 03/27/2015 at 1:31am - misc - by an anon - United States (California)

Today, I was in a public restroom taking a poop and as I started unrolling the toilet paper, the whole roll fell off the handle and rolled out underneath the cubicle door. I heard somebody laugh at me. Nobody helped. FML

#21383475
52 comments

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On 03/29/2015 at 8:49am - misc - by ToiletRoll - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I was at a big meeting at work. The CEO was reaming the hell out of us for our recent poor profits, when I accidentally let rip a vile fart. I was then subjected to a 10 minute tirade of abuse for "trying to be a funny man", and told that whatever small chance I had for a promotion is now gone. FML

#21382528
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On 03/27/2015 at 5:19pm - work - by screwedupfuck (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I found out that the creepy weirdo who's been sending me messages for a while is just my dad. His excuse was, "I wanted you to feel like someone would actually like you." FML

#21383075
44 comments

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On 03/28/2015 at 4:42pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Colorado)

Today, a calf kicked a needle straight into my arm hard enough to make me stab myself. The good news is I'm now fully vaccinated for cow diseases. FML

Today, I managed to take an entire shower without realizing my socks were on. I washed my feet. FML

#21382179
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On 03/26/2015 at 11:28pm - misc - by comfort_ - United States (Georgia)

Today, with the experience of sitting behind someone on a roller coaster, I found out pee is affected by gravity. FML

#21383398
52 comments

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On 03/29/2015 at 2:38am - misc - by Kryometric - United States (Washington)

Today, I was about to lose my virginity to my girlfriend, with whom I am genuinely in love with. Right after I'd got the condom on, she said, "You do know this is break-up sex, right?" FML

#21383831
93 comments

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On 03/29/2015 at 10:13pm - intimacy - by sexisntfun (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, my 8-year-old son told me to grow a pair and man up. FML

#21383517
69 comments

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On 03/29/2015 at 11:17am - kids - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Ontario)



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