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November 2014

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Today, I accidentally called my boss 'mom'. Now she is jokingly telling everyone that I'm the long-lost daughter she gave up for adoption, because she knew I'd be a failure. FML

#21304319
34 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13133) - you deserved it (1580)

On 11/23/2014 at 3:31am - work - by naladetet - United States (New Jersey)

Today, the Salvation Army stationed one of their obnoxious bell-ringers in the mall right outside my store. My employees and I can wave goodbye to any form of sanity for the next month. FML

#21304339
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11748) - you deserved it (2007)

On 11/23/2014 at 5:03am - work - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I have to deal with being laughed at by my mother and sister, because they keep making sharp movements towards me, causing me to flinch. This is because I got mugged and beaten last night. They think it's hysterical. FML

#21304446
47 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8947) - you deserved it (498)

On 11/23/2014 at 12:10pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my grandpa came into my room and asked for a pen. As I gave it to him, he let rip the foulest fart I've ever smelled in my life, and walked out without a word. 2 hours later, the smell is not only still there, it's filled the room. Looks like I'm sleeping downstairs on the couch tonight. FML

#21304373
45 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7829) - you deserved it (688)

On 11/23/2014 at 7:52am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom

Today, in thanks for my assistance, a customer recommended me a plastic surgeon who could "really help with that face." FML

#21304340
23 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7381) - you deserved it (585)

On 11/23/2014 at 5:27am - work - by Anonymous - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I started to get horny while watching TV with my husband. I tried turning him on by telling him I wanted his cock. He cheerfully replied without looking away from the TV, "If only I gave a fuck, babe, if only I gave a fuck!" FML

#21304429
33 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7097) - you deserved it (799)

On 11/23/2014 at 11:34am - intimacy - by 404: fuck not given (woman) - United States (Missouri)



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