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March 2015

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Today, after seven people at work approaching me and asking me if I was 'that lad from the paper', I picked one up to see what they were talking about. Turns out my doppelganger is a man who brutally murdered his older brother last year. FML

#21367159
58 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26136) - you deserved it (1604)

On 03/03/2015 at 9:01am - misc - by definatelynotamurderer (man) - United Kingdom

Today, I moved to a big city, alone, from a small town. After convincing myself it wasn't that scary, I hailed my first cab. The driver spent the 30 minute ride from the airport telling me about how "sometimes, you just gotta shoot a guy" because if they steal your shoes, they deserve it. FML

#21366058
57 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25372) - you deserved it (2356)

On 03/01/2015 at 6:22pm - misc - by smalltownkid - United States (Texas)

Today, I got a laptop for my birthday. I was thrilled until I realized that my mom had given away my old one without asking. 6 years of games, music, and pictures down the drain. FML

#21367193
62 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25226) - you deserved it (1886)

On 03/03/2015 at 10:34am - misc - by Hi-Tech (woman) - Europe

Today, I walked 20 minutes in rain, winds that almost knocked me over, and face-fulls of stinging hailstones. Less than a minute after I finally got inside, the weather cleared up, the sun came out, and a rainbow appeared. FML

#21367104
67 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25081) - you deserved it (2264)

On 03/03/2015 at 5:41am - misc - by Banana_Lord - United Kingdom (Fife)

Today, I realized I hate my boyfriend's little sister enough to break up with him. FML

#21366485
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24884) - you deserved it (5648)

On 03/02/2015 at 11:31am - love - by sorry... - United States (Delaware)

Today, my boyfriend was pleasuring me with his hands. After two years of being together, he was finally about to make me orgasm for the first time by himself. Just as I was reaching my peak, he orgasmed at the thought of finishing me off and stopped. FML

#21367801
115 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24320) - you deserved it (2049)

On 03/04/2015 at 2:55am - intimacy - by Highnapple - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I noticed that my son was less excited about losing a tooth than normal. I asked him what was wrong, he said, "Tyler told me that the tooth fairy died yesterday in a car accident." To which Tyler replied, "You're welcome." FML

#21367147
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23951) - you deserved it (2042)

On 03/03/2015 at 8:14am - kids - by Mommycakes (woman) - United States (Arizona)

Today, after many tests and doctor visits, I finally found out the reason for my flu-like symptoms isn't a vitamin deficient or anything. The damn tea I drink every morning makes me feel sick. FML

Today, I saw a person in my class completing a project that was due two periods later and that they had just started in the bathroom. They got a better grade than me. FML

#21366872
59 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23401) - you deserved it (3619)

On 03/02/2015 at 9:43pm - misc - by Anomaly - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I got a new job and told everyone about it. A few hours later, I got an email from the executive saying I actually don't have the job anymore. FML

#21366823
37 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22683) - you deserved it (2041)

On 03/02/2015 at 8:42pm - work - by dontplaywithmyfeelings - Canada (Alberta)

Today, it's been almost 2 months since I moved into my new place, and it's the first time a girl has slept in my bed. I also slept on my new couch for the first time. FML

#21367098
43 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22295) - you deserved it (3232) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 03/02/2015 at 9:03pm - love - by Marc (man) - Hong Kong

Today, I was demoted as a bridesmaid in a wedding because I dyed my hair, and didn't ask permission from the bride to do so. The bride is my sister. FML

Today, I have been at my new job for almost a month and still have no idea what I'm doing. FML

#21367094
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22042) - you deserved it (8577)

On 03/03/2015 at 5:15am - work - by soconfused (woman) - United Kingdom (Belfast)



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