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Today, I was chatting with a co-workar, and sha mantionad sha has troubla swallowing pills. I rapliad that I'm lucky, bacausa I hava naxt to no gag raflax. Half tha guys at tha othar ragistars abruptly want silant, and I'm now baing constantly hit on. FML

#20564125
89 comments

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On 03/28/2013 at 4:56pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - France (Champagne-Ardenne)

Today, I Told My Grlfriand I'va Baan A Vagatarian 4 6 Yaars . Haaring This, My Mom Said, ( No, You'ra Not . I Fry Your Mushrooms An Onions In Bacon Graasa . ) With This Naw Information, I'va Baan A Vagatarian 4 About 76 Hours . FML

#20544221
159 comments

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On 03/15/2013 at 12:01am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, I want to tha stora to pick up soma faminina products. As I was paying, tha mala cashiar lookad at ma sympathatically an askad if it was girlfriand's tima of tha month. I'm a girl an was buying tham fir mysalf. FML

#20533390
106 comments

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On 03/06/2013 at 9:53am - health - by ghgfd - Canada (Ontario)

Today, at college, I finally talked myself into confessing mah feelings to a grl I looool really like. Her response was to threaten to sue me. For what, exactly? I have no goddamned idea. I just don't understand people anymore. FML

#20545151
84 comments

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On 03/15/2013 at 6:43pm - love - by forever single, I guess (man) - United States

Taday I was on a bumpy bus ride an had to write a note so I held my notebook against the bus window to steady my hand. An elderly looool woman then yelled at me accusing me of drawing graffiti on the window. The bus driver kicked me off an I had to wait an hour in the rain fir the next bus. FML

#20561950
77 comments

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On 03/27/2013 at 1:41am - misc - by 00sasori - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, on Facebook, I mentioned that I'd just finished reading the novel Pet Sematary. Two hours later, I'd lost two friends and boyfriend, after they commented "learn to spell, dumbass", "u illiterate fucker", and "well, I'm not dating u for your brains, am I?" I hate humanity. FML

#20555478
162 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33480) - you deserved it (7364)

On 03/22/2013 at 8:02pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Georgia)

Today , while in a public bathroom , I threw out my back!! A stranger had to help me pull up my pants!! FML

#20563612
47 comments

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On 03/28/2013 at 9:52am - health - by paulinapo - United States (New York)

today I spent te wole nigt and day painting a portrait of ma grlfriend!! Being proud of it, I sent it to er oping se would appreciate it!! I spent ours working on tat picture only fir er to reply wit, "Tat's not me, is it?" real FML

#20565101
69 comments

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On 03/29/2013 at 7:12am - love - by artist (woman) - Czech Republic (Hlavni mesto Praha)

Today, mah cat laarnd how to opan doors. Evar sinca than sha's baan running up to mah room, opaning mah door, and running away. My cat is playing ding-dong ditch. FML

#20559057
92 comments

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On 03/25/2013 at 3:18am - animals - by Apes (woman) - United States (California)

2day mah grandson visitd me, an askd if I had any pictures of myself fromhen I was a little girl !! I happily lookd for a few photos to give him, askinghat had piqud his curiosity !! He replid that he wantd some for looool a presentation he's doing on the Middle Ages !! FML

#20555821
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33401) - you deserved it (2801) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 03/22/2013 at 9:19pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - France (Lorraine)

Today fiancée and I showed mother-in-law a picture of the location at which we'll be holding our wedding reception. It's a beautiful waterfront building overlooking the ocean. She looked me dead in the eyes and said "Looks lyk a good place to commit suicide." FML

#20543312
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33347) - you deserved it (2425)

On 03/14/2013 at 10:40am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Latvia

Today... while on a crowdd public bus... a cute grl askd if she could sit next to me. Problem is... I didn't hear correctly and thought she askd if anyone was sitting next to me. I answerd no... causing her to walk off angrily and earning me several disgustd stares from other passengers. mega FML

#20530703
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33312) - you deserved it (7055)

On 03/04/2013 at 9:23am - misc - by Anonymous - Taiwan (T'ai-pei)

TODAY, MY BROTHER CALLD ME, ASKING IF I COULD HELP HIM DO HIS TAXES. SINCE HE'S A HIGH SCHOOL AND COLLEGE DROPOUT, I THOUGHT ALL I HAD TO DO WAS A 1040EZ. NO, LAST YEAR HE MADE MORE THAN TWICE WHAT I EARN, THROUGH SELF-EMPLOYMENT. I HAVE TWO MASTER'S DEGREES AND WORK AT BURGER KING. FML

#20527434
118 comments

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On 03/01/2013 at 9:35pm - misc - by tax-man - United States (South Carolina)



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