Today, my roommate of a year and good friend of several more decided to move out. When I came home from a long work shift, I found all the cupboards emptied out of everything, including all the new stuff I bought to replace what she was going to take with her. FML
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On 01/02/2013 at 12:38pm - misc - by Megz (woman) - United States (Iowa)
Today, I found out that my roommate has been switching my protein powder with chocolate milk mix and brown sugar. Since I work out frequently, I've been consuming large amounts of this and have gained at least 10 pounds of fat. His reason? I turned his bookbag inside out. Once. FML
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On 01/29/2013 at 5:56pm - health - by fatty milkshakes - United States
Today, I found out that my home-made pasta sauce had a weird taste to it because my basil patch in the backyard has become my dog's preferred spot to pee. FML
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On 01/19/2013 at 2:40am - animals - by damnthedog (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)
Today, a bull escaped from the small farm down the street. It ended up in my yard and would not let me outside. I called animal control, who said, "We only deal with regular animals." FML
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On 01/17/2013 at 10:48pm - animals - by bull-stuff - United States (South Carolina)
Today, my boyfriend told me all about how his parents sat him down last night and had a 20 minute talk with him about how I'm the biggest mistake he'll ever make. FML
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On 01/20/2013 at 12:01am - love - by Anonymous - United States
Today, my boyfriend took me to his house and introduced me to his parents. He also showed me around his bedroom. I think he forgot to remove the dartboard on his wall, taped to which was a swiss-cheesed printout of one of my Facebook photos. FML
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On 12/31/2012 at 7:55pm - love - by WasZumTeufel? (woman) - Germany (Nordrhein-Westfalen)
Today, I was the last person in line for going on the bus. Incidentally, I was right behind a guy way taller and wider than me. When he got on the bus, the bus driver immediately shut the door behind him. I was left outside chasing after the bus. FML
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On 01/16/2013 at 1:42am - misc - by Anonymous -
Today, while getting intimate with my girlfriend, I felt a sharp pain in my stomach, and had to run to the bathroom to evacuate my bowels. She heard the horrible sounds, and I doubt I'll ever be able to seduce her again. FML
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On 01/27/2013 at 1:03am - love - by Anonymous - United States (Georgia)
Today, I realized that I'm so depressed that I can't even watch porn without getting upset about how I can't get laid. FML
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On 01/17/2013 at 8:16pm - intimacy - by jakeeey - Canada (Ontario)
Today, my 5-year-old nephew had the most amazing idea: to play a game with my keys. He took out all ten keys individually and hid them around the house. So far it's been two hours and I haven't found a single one. FML
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On 01/30/2013 at 2:03am - kids - by idislikeblanks (man) - United States (California)
Today, I got a text from an unknown number saying, "You shouldn't be eating that." I was eating a piece of chocolate, cheating on my diet. FML
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On 01/27/2013 at 12:38am - misc - by LucidNightmare - United States (Colorado)
Today, my 24-year-old brother again yelled at me for looking at him while he was on the toilet. It'd be easier not to if he didn't sit on the toilet with the door wide open, and if the bathroom wasn't directly opposite my bedroom. FML
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On 01/02/2013 at 3:34pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Birmingham)
Today, I was at the doctor's for a regular check-up. When my appointment was over and I was about to walk out, she yelled across the room in front of everyone, "Oh and if you could lose some weight, that'd be great." FML
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On 01/16/2013 at 5:48am - health - by ChubbyButt (woman) - Canada (Ontario)
Monday 17 June 2013
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