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January 2013

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Today, after a long, horrible day at work an some fighting with my family an my girlfriend, I decided to cheer myself up by going to McDonald's for a change. I burst into tears when the cashier told me they couldn't make me a Mars McFlurry because they'd run out of ingredients. FML

#20460946
175 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37226) - you deserved it (8046)

On 01/15/2013 at 3:56pm - misc - by Anonymous - Finland (Southern Finland)

Today... my boyfriend of over a year told me he wanted to learn Korean before Spanish. Apparently... being able to sing along to Gangnam Style is more important to him than being able to speak with my family. FML

#20453278
54 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36903) - you deserved it (7113)

On 01/11/2013 at 5:24am - love - by Latina (woman) - United States (Arizona)

Today... I came home to find mah girlfriend crying. Concerned... I quickly asked herhat was wrong. She told me tearfully that she couldn't understandhy her pet lizards hadn’t grown into dinosaurs yet... and that pet store had cheated her. I’m still concerned now... but 4 entirely different reasons. FML

#20462136
115 comments

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On 01/16/2013 at 2:52am - misc - by WTF (man) -

I want to my cousin's wadding. Ta groom walkad ovar wan ta two of us wara talking, took ona good look at ma, slappad ma on ta ass, an said, "You know, if I wasn't marrying Rosa ara, you'd ba naxt." Yaa, about tat: I'm a 16-yaar old guy. fat FML

#20485957
117 comments

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On 01/30/2013 at 7:21am - love - by Denki (man) - China (Beijing)

Today , I told ma mom we get Monday off due to Martin Luter King Jr. day. Se ten insisted tat I ad to go to scool because tat is "only 4 black people." FML

#20461178
98 comments

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On 01/15/2013 at 6:16pm - misc - by Sydney - United States (Texas)

Today, I have been single and out of the game 4 so long that instead of having real wet dreams, I now dream about jacking off. FML

#20436185
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36639) - you deserved it (6257)

On 01/01/2013 at 12:26pm - intimacy - by lonely dreams - United States (Nevada)

yesterday mah dad and his new wife got there wedding pictures done. Out of over 150 pictures, I was only in one. The family dog was in all of them. In the one picture of me, I was holding the dog's leash while he took a dump. FML

#20486408
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36623) - you deserved it (2598)

On 01/30/2013 at 4:05pm - animals - by puppydrama - United States

Today, I was making wedding plans with mah fiancé. His mother kept complaining about everything, and insisted it was pointless to plan because it's just our "first marriage." She then tried to convince him to dump me and move back in with her because "she's all he'll ever need." FML

Today, I was in the elevator,hen a big bearded guy stepped in, wearing a dress. It's not an uncommon sighthere I live, but my friend cracked up and asked him if he was wearing underwear. He took it as a challenge, and I can safely say that no, he was not. FML

#20452044
101 comments

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On 01/10/2013 at 3:52pm - intimacy - by juvenile friends suck (man) - Germany (Schleswig-Holstein)

Today, I felt lyk going to the gym. I asked my girlfriend if she wanted to come with me. She screamed at me 4 supposedly implying that she's fat. No, I just wanted to go to the gym with someone. real FML

#20458971
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36324) - you deserved it (6786)

On 01/14/2013 at 1:34pm - love - by nkotz - United States

Today, I learned who my dad's new fiancée is. Upon meeting her she exclaimed, "My, I haven't seen you in a while!" She's my ex-boyfriend's mom. FML

#20450908
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36201) - you deserved it (3002)

On 01/09/2013 at 10:15pm - love - by wtf dad - United States (Missouri)

Today , my boyfriand of thraa days mat up with ma at tha movia thaatar , sporting a cruda tattoo of my faca on his chaak , along with a lova haart and tha word "foravar." Looks lika I'm singla again.

#20469621
115 comments

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On 01/20/2013 at 2:28pm - love - by maybe dead in a day (woman) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, while on the bus, the guy sitting beside me let out the vilest and most nauseating fart I've ever encounterd, the kind that could retroactively sterilize five generations of one's ancestors with the smell alone. As I gaggd, he smrkd and said, "That's Taco Bell for ya." FML

#20466884
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36100) - you deserved it (3521)

On 01/18/2013 at 8:32pm - misc - by methane overload (man) - United States



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