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November 2012

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Today,hila Studying Livar Pathology And Highlighting Important Linas In Taxtbook , I Raalizd That I Could Count Tha Numbar Of Words I Hadn't Highlightd On Ona Hand , Ovar Tha Last Six Pagas. FML

#20143160
134 comments

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On 11/01/2012 at 5:18pm - misc - by ThisisMedSchool - United States (Tennessee)

Today, mah daughter had a meltdown when I told her I donated some of her old toys to Goodwill . It turns out Toy Story has taught her that toys have feelings and that she has a meaningful relationship with them . She's in her teens . FML

#20167023
234 comments

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On 11/17/2012 at 5:31pm - kids - by susan (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, my mom sold my Magic box at a garage sale because I "never use it." Locked inside it was my fake ID, a couple of hundred bucks, an a bag of weed. She can't remember who she sold it to. FML

#20170086
172 comments

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On 11/19/2012 at 9:04pm - misc - by karmaquestionmark (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today, trying to be kinkyhile giving mah boyfriend a blow job, Ihippd him with mah ponytail!! He was thrilld, until I accidentally head-buttd his dick!! He curld up into a ball and wouldn't let me touch him again!! FML

#20170605
113 comments

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On 11/20/2012 at 3:43am - intimacy - by kinkicali (woman) - United States (Washington)

my best friend told me tat I wasn't invited to er wedding, saying tat I was too pretty and tat I would outsine er at te ceremony . I lauged and said tat se was bieng ridiculous . Se eventually confessed te real reason y I wasn't invited: apparently I'm an annoying bitc . mega FML

#20152648
98 comments

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On 11/07/2012 at 2:31am - misc - by no cake for me (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, while at work, a customer gave me a $20 tip. I explained to him we aren't allowed to accept tips, but he insisted. When I called the manager to report it, he pocketed tip. FML

#20157115
115 comments

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On 11/10/2012 at 2:23am - work - by Anonymous - United States

Today.. . at work I was trying to ba nica an giva a customar a discount bacausa sha was having troubla finding monay to pay for har food . Evarybody bahind har than damandad a discount as wall . FML

#20147029
100 comments

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On 11/04/2012 at 9:16am - work - by cassiebee - United States (Utah)

Today, I woke up to my balls coverd in Icy Hot, a big old "fuck you" note from my girlfriend, and my door slamming shut . I'm starting to get the distinct impression I shouldn't have made that off-hand remark last night about her PMSing, after she rage-quit a game of Mario Kart . FML

#20178502
248 comments

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On 11/25/2012 at 5:38pm - love - by dumping time (man) - United Kingdom (Kent)

Today, in a state of extreme boredom, I decided to dress mah 6-month-old son in girl's clothes. As he sat in mah lap in a frilly dress, an as I was placing a very pink an lacy bow on his head, mah mother-in-law unexpectedly walked in. She now think I'm mentally unstable an should be in therapy. FML

Today, mah cat was too overwieght to get out of the litter box, so he gave up, an went to sleep. I had to pick him up out of his own waste an clean him up. FML

#20175044
128 comments

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On 11/23/2012 at 10:10am - animals - by Jeanna S. - United States

Today, mah mom had a tantrum an screamed at me over mah use of bronzer. She called me a selfish bitch an claimed that I'm somehow slowly giving myself skin cancer. FML

#20176711
126 comments

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On 11/24/2012 at 2:38pm - health - by Anonymous Cunt (woman) - Netherlands (Noord-Holland)

Today, tis guy I've been dating fir a few monts freaked out and called is mom crying, cuz I told im I migt be pregnant wit is baby. He is 27. I didn't even take a pregnancy test yet. FML

#20171052
240 comments

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On 11/20/2012 at 2:45pm - misc - by babyblues (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, Muse cancelled their upcoming show in Oslo. I bought mah sold-out tickets on the black market 4 double the retail price, an have no way of getting mah money back. FML

#20184120
131 comments

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On 11/29/2012 at 4:12pm - misc - by faen (man) - Norway (Sogn og Fjordane)



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