Today, I started dating a seemingly normal guy. Not even four hours into our relationship, he began telling me that he can see spirits, dead people, and that I have a large black dog following me everywhere I go. FML
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On 11/08/2012 at 11:53pm - love - by holyshitbatman - United States (Ohio)
Today, my grandmother said to me, "You look just like your mother did at your age. Except you're fatter of course." FML
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On 11/05/2012 at 12:39am - misc - by poro123 - United Kingdom
Today, after the fourth time telling my roommate I'm highly allergic to her scented products, I came back to find all 6 of our wall outlets using Glade plug-ins. They were set to high. FML
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On 11/07/2012 at 8:38pm - health - by rahavan - United States (Washington)
Today, I had to buy a new vacuum cleaner. My previous one stopped working, because apparently, my boyfriend has been using it to suck up our puppy's shit from the floor. FML
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On 11/08/2012 at 2:03pm - love - by 99Problemsandfml - Canada (Ontario)
Today, a few of my friends and I went laser tagging. I had been smart enough to wear black since I know white glows in the dark. Unfortunately, the dandruff glowing in my hair gave me away. FML
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On 11/27/2012 at 12:06am - misc - by tarlyo2012 - Canada (Ontario)
Today, I learned that last week, the UPS man gave my package to my neighbor for safekeeping. It was over five-hundred dollars' worth of merchandise. My neighbor left for Canada on Saturday. FML
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On 11/12/2012 at 1:40pm - money - by siciliano12594 - United States (New York)
Today, I got my wisdom teeth removed. My girlfriend had agreed to come over after and make sure I was okay, so I called her, saying I was done. She told me she'd made new plans, and to "just suck on a tampon, you pussy". FML
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On 11/09/2012 at 7:16pm - health - by dating a fking cnt (man) - Canada
Today, my mother in law moved in because she has a hip problem. I don't know what's worse, her constant complaining and slob like tendencies, or the eight cats she brought along with her. FML
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On 11/08/2012 at 12:43am - misc - by David (man) - United States (Washington)
Today, I stepped outside the house with my wife. She looked up at the sky and asked me in all seriousness if stars are man-made. FML
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On 11/09/2012 at 1:39pm - misc - by baby, baby no (man) - United States (South Carolina)
Today, I had to present a program to my supervisors in University. Not being a native English speaker, I used my own invented abbreviations for parameters in the program. Apparently STD is not an appropriate abbreviation for "standard deviation." I can still hear them laughing. FML
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On 11/09/2012 at 11:23am - work - by EnglishLearner (woman) - Switzerland (Zurich)
Today, my 5 kids were singing their favorite Christmas carols in the van, each trying to sing louder than the others. It would have probably sounded better if they were all singing the same song. FML
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On 11/29/2012 at 9:22am - kids - by Dave (man) - United States (Florida)
Today, my parents kindly told me what they are getting me for my 18th birthday. An eviction notice. FML
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On 11/20/2012 at 1:47am - kids - by lea5459 - United States (Oregon)
Today, while I was sitting on the toilet, my toddler swung the door open. We just bought the house, and we have no curtains. Our new neighbor, who I haven't met, was mowing her yard. I stood half-naked to close the door, and our eyes met. I froze. She waved. FML
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On 11/07/2012 at 8:41pm - misc - by ohcrap (man) - United States
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