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Today, I bought a new car, and before I left, the dealer offered to help me set up the sync. I agreed, but I really wish I'd remembered that my Bluetooth name is TitsMcGee. FML


I agree, your life sucks (6846) - you deserved it (25566)

On 10/30/2012 at 12:05am - misc - by embarassedmuch - United States

Today, while my mother's blind friend was waiting in our kitchen for my mom to come home, I thought it would be funny to talk to her in the nude. Turns out she's only blind in one eye. FML


I agree, your life sucks (6812) - you deserved it (55074)

On 10/21/2012 at 8:29pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Washington)

Today, I discovered a way to send a massive number of text messages to someone simultaneously, so I decided to do it to my friend as a prank. I quickly noticed that I forgot to disable the delivery notification feature. FML


I agree, your life sucks (4787) - you deserved it (36501) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 10/19/2012 at 5:44pm - misc - by Jugan - France (Rhone-Alpes)

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