Today, during my first day as a doctor’s intern, I attended a consultation. The embarrassed patient asked me to leave. Not really knowing my way around, I went through the first door I could find. By the time I realized it was a closet, I didn’t dare come back out. Twenty minutes is a long time to wait. FML
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On 04/18/2012 at 4:41pm - work - by bibou2324 -
Today, my boyfriend gave me a hickey. On my forehead. FML
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On 04/02/2012 at 10:02am - love - by IloveJapan (woman) - Japan
Today, I woke up to my girlfriend wiping a booger off her finger and onto my lip. FML
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On 04/29/2012 at 2:31pm - love - by davincourt (man) - United States (Florida)
Today, my boyfriend was over. I asked my dad how long until dinner was ready, his reply was, "Five minutes, so no, you can't go upstairs for a quickie". FML
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On 04/04/2012 at 5:11pm - intimacy - by KatieB (woman) - United Kingdom (Nottinghamshire)
Today, my daughter sat me down for a long talk. It turns out that she thinks she is the Chosen One. FML
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On 04/10/2012 at 10:13am - kids - by kayadd33 - Canada (British Columbia)
Today, I took my boyfriend to meet my parents over dinner. During the meal, he excused himself to the bathroom, and when he didn't come back after a few minutes, I went to check up on him. I ended up finding him in the living room, pocketing a pack of ambien from my mom's bag. FML
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On 04/25/2012 at 6:43pm - love - by anyoi (woman) - United States (California)
Today, I found out the guy I've been crushing on for many years thinks he's a werewolf. FML
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On 04/27/2012 at 11:24am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States
Today, I arrived at work, only to find my computer's massive CRT monitor had been smashed up beyond belief. Everyone else has flat-screen monitors, and I'd made no secret of how unfair it is to me. According to my boss, this makes me the obvious culprit, and now I'm suspended. FML
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On 04/15/2012 at 5:26pm - work - by ... (man) - United States (Florida)
Today, my mom started dipping into my college savings, just so she can continue throwing money away on visiting a medium who claims she can channel the spirit of our recently-deceased family dog. FML
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On 04/15/2012 at 1:38pm - animals - by really mom (woman) - United States (Texas)
Today, while mowing the lawn, I ran over a hornet's nest. FML
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On 04/01/2012 at 10:25pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New York)
Today, I had to explain to my neighbor that black people aren't all lactose intolerant. His eyes still bulge out every time I eat cheese. FML
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On 04/19/2012 at 3:34am - misc - by MI3 (woman) - United States (California)
Today, my boyfriend thought it'd be a good idea to break up with me in his car. I had to walk home. FML
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On 04/08/2012 at 1:17am - love - by iJuli - United States (Montana)
Today, I tried to be kind to animals and get my dad to buy cage-free eggs. When I told him it was dollar more, he started yelling and making a scene in the middle of the store, saying that chickens are ugly and they deserve to suffer. FML
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On 04/14/2012 at 11:46pm - misc - by ilovechickens - United States
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