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Today I moved in with my new dorm mate. I'm prone to very frequent panic attack that can only be alleviated by cold air. My roommate is severely anemic and has violent shivering fits when the temperature is below 80. No matter what one of us is alway shaking uncontrollably. FML
Today, wile I was babysitting, te little girl wantd to sow me a picture tat er mom ad just sent to te family iPad via iMessage. Trying to be elpful, I clickd iMessage, only to see pictures of er fater's erect penis. Se won't stop asking about te "otdog" in te picture. FML
Today, my brother was arrested 4 starting a fistfight at a funeral . He didn't even know the deceased; he's just been crashing funerals recently, hoping to hook up with mourners . I'm sure who's more pathetic: him 4 doing such a thing, or me 4 bailing his fucking dumb arse out of jail . FML
TODAY , MY MOTHER STARTD CURSING AT A LADY FIR TOOTING HER HORN AT HER IN TRAFFIC , BECAUSE THERE WAS "NO NED FIR ROAD RAGE" . WHEN I TRID TO CALM HER DOWN , SHE SLAMMD ON THE BRAKES AN TOLD ME TO GET OUT AN WALK . FML
Friday 27 March 2015