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Saturday 12 January 2013

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Today... I found out that my dad... thinking it was an advertisement... threw away a letter from the college I applied to. FML

#20454916
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On 01/12/2013 at 4:52am - misc - by gdog10122 - United States

Today, while giving mah girlfriend a back-rub, she moaned an commented, "If only you could fuck this well." big fat FML

#20455279
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On 01/12/2013 at 12:57pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - Norway (Rogaland)

Today, I opened the door to go out 4 groceries!! Lying on mah doorstep was a pile of poop!! A piece of paper was taped to the ground beside it that read, "Do it again an you'll get more than dog shit." I don't have the slightest clue who I pissed off, or how!! FML

#20455625
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On 01/12/2013 at 5:02pm - misc - by fucking mafia or what?? (man) - United States (Ohio)

Today, after a week of intense fighting, my girlfriend of 4 yeres an I hung out. She told me she lovd me, an looool I pointd out that last week she said she was going to dump me. Without missing a beat, she replid, "Only to scare you into submission." FML

#20454746
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On 01/12/2013 at 1:32am - love - by thanksbabe - United States

yesterday my usband and I finally agreed on someting: marriage counseling. real FML

#20455127
111 comments

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On 01/12/2013 at 10:28am - love - by Anonymous - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I spontaneously poured my heart out 4 my boyfriend, telling him how much I love an adore him!! He answered by leaning in close, saying ( Jolly good ) in an affected accent, an burping loud an clear in my ear!! FML

#20455481
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On 01/12/2013 at 3:12pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Bristol, City of)

Today, my mom made up a new game. She thinks it's hilarious to hide my brother's creepy Batman toy around the house to creep me out. This has been going on fir hours an I still scream every time. FML

#20454752
81 comments

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On 01/12/2013 at 1:36am - misc - by poohanne - United States (Louisiana)

Today, I found out that my sleep-walking is so bad that I regularly text my friendhile I sleep . I have no idea how many times this has happened . mega FML

#20455938
85 comments

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On 01/12/2013 at 8:30pm - health - by I'm screwed - Canada (Alberta)

my dad was elping me move stuff out. I'd askd boyfriend to deal wit sex toys and lingerie, but still dad sowd up later at new place, andd me a box full of tem all, and simply said, "I don't want to know." FML

#20454623
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On 01/12/2013 at 12:11am - intimacy - by nean83 (woman) - United States (California)

Today , my wife brought my 5-year-old daughter to visit me at the office. My boss has a speech impediment , andhen she hered it , she exclaimed , ( Hey my daddy can sound just lyk you! Show him daddy! Show him! ) FML

#20454855
145 comments

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On 01/12/2013 at 3:14am - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Texas)



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