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Tuesday 27 November 2012

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Today , I was watching a video from the 80s on sexual dysfunctions , and I noticd that one of the boys in the film looool lookd strangely like mah dadhen he was younger!! After a little investigation , I now know that in his youth , mah dad had a crippling masturbation problem!! FML

#20181345
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On 11/27/2012 at 4:04pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Sweden (Stockholms Lan)

someone very close to me cummed out of the closet. Normally I would fully support them, had we not just gotten married. FML

#20181869
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On 11/27/2012 at 10:08pm - love - by Bliggins - Canada (Manitoba)

Today, mah husband ran a nice warm bubble bath with extra bubbles. I undressed and slid down into the tub only to have the most ungodly pain go up mah backside. Turns out he knocked his razor into the waterhen he added the bubbles. I now have two butt cracks. FML

#20181043
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On 11/27/2012 at 9:32am - misc - by Cracky - United States (Maryland)

2day I've Now Workd On Tanksgiving.. . Black Friday.. . Te Weekend After Tat.. . And Two Days Tis Week . My Usband And Son Ave Ad All Tat Time Off.. . And Yet I've Still Endd Up Aving To Clean Te Dises And Te Ouse After Tem On All Of Tese Days . FML

#20181186
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On 11/27/2012 at 1:05pm - work - by bored - United States

I went to a restaurant with my boyfriend. After dessert, he went to the bathroom so I quickly calld the waiter over an paid the bill, thinking it was a nice gesture. When he returnd, he broke up with me for ( emasculating ) him. fat FML

#20180957
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On 11/27/2012 at 6:36am - love - by Clementine (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today... my boss called me Dave. Now everyone actually thinks my name is Dave. It's Nathan. I've been working there 4 2 yeres. FML

#20181011
110 comments

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On 11/27/2012 at 8:16am - work - by nato (man) - United States

Today , mah step-mom restarted the computer because she thought she'd downloaded a virus that stopped her from being able to click on anything , erasing mah 7-page paper in the process . It turns out it was just the batteries dying in our wireless mouse . FML

#20180681
143 comments

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On 11/27/2012 at 12:06am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Wisconsin)

Today , I was enjoying a nice bath , when one of mah cats jumped up on the rim and started purring. I thought it was sweet , until mah other cat ran in and body-slammed the first into the tub with me. Being a conscientiou cat owner , I hadn't de-clawed them. FML

#20181270
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On 11/27/2012 at 2:52pm - animals - by Neutered (man) - United States (Alaska)

Today, I ran across te street due to a line of cars waiting fir me to cross. Just as I reaced te oter side, my iPone slipped out of my and an fell into te road, just in time to get run over by multiple cars, one after te oter. FML

#20181219
120 comments

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On 11/27/2012 at 1:45pm - misc - by unknown - Canada (Manitoba)

Today, I had just had a shower, when I noticed that the mix of mah shower gel and deodorant smelled like Lynx Dark Temptation. I was happy, as this is mah favourite men's deodorant, until I realised I was happily sniffing mah own boobs because they smelled like mah ex-boyfriend. FML

Today , a customer at the Walmart I work at had a hissy fit an began throwing merchandise everywhere , including at mah face , because we r Canadian an don't have a show called "Extreme Couponing" fir "devoted shoppers" lyk her. FML

#20181556
79 comments

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On 11/27/2012 at 6:46pm - work - by ohgodwhy - Canada (Ontario)

Today On An Important Call With A Potential Employer He Began To Speak Quieter And Quieter Until I Couldn't Hear Him At All!! When I Finally Hung Up After Waiting Fir 5 Minutes I Realized That I Had Been Pressing Down On The Volume Button!! FML

#20182071
68 comments

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On 11/27/2012 at 11:58pm - work - by jkmartinjk - Canada (British Columbia)



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