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Sunday 12 February 2012

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Today, I had to pick my grandma up because she was drunk, at church, at 9am. FML

#19059708 (110)

I agree, your life sucks (20881) - you deserved it (1355)

On 02/12/2012 at 8:11pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I got a new job. This would've been a good thing, but apparently, the person I'm replacing was very well-liked around my workplace. All of my co-workers hate me now for replacing someone who I don't even know. FML

#19053682 (72)

I agree, your life sucks (18863) - you deserved it (1115)

On 02/12/2012 at 1:02am - work - by That_guy (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, even though she can barely deal with raising kids, my 19-year-old sister announced her fourth pregnancy, by a fourth man, of yet another race. Why? Because she wants to "be like Angelina Jolie." I fear that social services may laugh at me if I tell them. FML

#19059341 (283)

I agree, your life sucks (10736) - you deserved it (788)

On 02/12/2012 at 7:18pm - kids - by amythest - United Kingdom (Belfast)

Today, I had a debate with my girlfriend about whether giving birth or getting kicked in the balls hurts more. It ended up with her kicking me in the balls. I was the one who said giving birth hurt more. FML

#19053808 (277)

I agree, your life sucks (8978) - you deserved it (1744)

On 02/12/2012 at 1:17am - love - by OwMyBalls (man) -

Today, I was informed that my boyfriend's mother will be joining us on our Valentine's dinner. I'm not sure if this momma's boy thing is going to work out. FML

#19061872 (117)

I agree, your life sucks (7605) - you deserved it (877)

On 02/12/2012 at 11:45pm - love - by Anonymous - United States

Today, a little girl I give horse-riding lessons to told me she had saved up $8.00 for her own pony. I laughed and thought how cute she was, then realized that was more than I have in my own savings account. FML

#19054787 (135)

I agree, your life sucks (7280) - you deserved it (3037)

On 02/12/2012 at 4:43am - money - by IHateBeingAStudent (woman) -

Today, I realized that I probably have anger issues. I came to this conclusion after I finished screaming abuse at the microwave for beeping before I could hit the off switch. FML

#19058382 (139)

I agree, your life sucks (5812) - you deserved it (15206)

On 02/12/2012 at 4:50pm - misc - by fuck teh poleese (man) - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I was at a choir convention, and everyone sings the national anthem outside their rooms each night. I was not informed and took a shower. My roommates opened the door, yanked me out, and locked me out of the room to sing wearing just a towel. The guy down the hall was video taping it. FML

#19054485 (103)

I agree, your life sucks (4436) - you deserved it (1039)

On 02/12/2012 at 3:07am - misc - by TowelSinger (woman) -

Today, I had just finished an elaborate charcoal drawing as part of a college application that took a good week. When I read over the requirements, I found out it needed to be done in graphite pencil. FML

#19054898 (180)

I agree, your life sucks (4158) - you deserved it (8547)

On 02/12/2012 at 5:36am - misc - by Lameartist -

Today, my parents were out, so I lit up my first ever joint. I got so stoned out of my mind that when my dad came back home and asked what the smell was, I said a stray cat had left an upper-decker in the toilet. He found the joint in my room, and now I'm grounded for the rest of the school year. FML

#19059244 (223)

I agree, your life sucks (2561) - you deserved it (17622)

On 02/12/2012 at 7:01pm - misc - by Alyssa - United States



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