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Today, my boss asked me how my parents' divorce affected me as a child. This is a sensitive subject, but I thought he was trying to connect with me so I told him how much it hurt. Turns out he wants to leave his wife and wanted to know if his kids would turn out "messed up" because of it. FML

#4850742
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On 08/27/2009 at 12:12am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I found out my boyfriend of 5 years has been cheating on me with a Realtor. The same Realtor who helped me sell my condo so I could move in with my boyfriend. FML

#14705441
40 comments

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On 01/25/2011 at 1:10am - intimacy - by raaquel - United States

Today, I moved into my new house. I went over to my neighbors' house to introduce myself. As they opened the door I saw a telescope pointed at my house. FML

#17066979
188 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33047) - you deserved it (2545)

On 07/11/2011 at 2:16pm - misc - by BMike - United States (Kentucky)

Today, the only thing that managed to get me out of bed was scrambling to watch my neighbours have a screaming match in the middle of our street about which one of their brain-dead kids spray-painted "CUNT FLAPS" and a rudimentary knob on the communal garage door. FML

#17266152
109 comments

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On 07/26/2011 at 10:05am - health - by Anonymous - United Kingdom

Today, I was in a mall bathroom when two girls started making out in the stall next to me. Before I could leave, they got really into it and caused our shared wall to tear from its hinges and collapse on top of me. FML

#20067220
178 comments

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On 09/11/2012 at 3:02am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I realized the only reason why my boyfriend spends the night with me is because my house is closer to his job than his, and so he saves money on gas. FML

#20107548
144 comments

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On 10/08/2012 at 2:57pm - love - by habsgurl0622 - United States (Alabama)

Today, my friend spilt orange juice all over my iPad. She then went ahead to clean it off by rinsing it with water. FML

#20187648
167 comments

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On 12/02/2012 at 5:16am - misc - by Ashley - United States (California)

Today, I got bailed out of jail. I was there because I saw a girl being hit by her boyfriend. I rushed over to help only to have her hit me repeatedly. The cops came and she blamed her bruises on me. The boyfriend corroborated her story. FML

#6283221
119 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41338) - you deserved it (2544)

On 11/13/2009 at 1:11am - misc - by ournhd (man) - United States (California)

Today, I hurt my jaw after I got hit by a car. While receiving medical attention, the paramedic accidentally punched me in the face. FML

#13233409
123 comments

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On 09/28/2010 at 7:37am - health - by Anonymous (man) - Netherlands (Gelderland)

Today, trying to be cute, my boyfriend threw a snowball at me. This would have been fine had it not been hard enough to break my glasses. As a college student, I have to choose between eating for the next two weeks or replacing them. FML

#14529233
134 comments

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On 01/10/2011 at 2:09am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, the company I applied for called up congratulating me in getting the job. I was ecstatic. Quickly enough I texted a few mates that I'd got the job. Twenty minutes later they called again saying the trainee had accidentally called the wrong applicant. FML

#14786523
35 comments

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On 01/31/2011 at 10:44am - misc - by kkkk -

Today, my boss contacted me to come in for a quick meeting. I drove 30 minutes to get to work only to find out she was firing me and wanted my key card back. FML

#16321332
40 comments

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On 05/23/2011 at 11:19pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Quebec)

Today, I walked in on my new college roommate holding his cock. He said "Hi I'm Jeffrey, and this is Jeffrey junior" while directing attention towards his penis. It's going to be a long semester. FML

#17574583
174 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34382) - you deserved it (2544)

On 08/25/2011 at 1:26am - intimacy - by InAnAwkwardSituation - United States (New York)



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