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Today, I found out my grandpa died. As I rushed home crying to comfort my parents, I got pulled over for speeding. The officer told me to cut out the "fake" tears". When I told him my grandpa just died he tacked on another $100 for lying to an officer. Worst. Christmas. Ever. FML

#6926998
143 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43222) - you deserved it (2990)

On 12/24/2009 at 7:18pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, my girlfriend said I looked like ET and made me pose next to a full scale model of him while she took a picture. She's showing her friends the picture and they agree. FML

#17795407
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25466) - you deserved it (2990)

On 09/21/2011 at 12:42pm - love - by srloin (man) - United States

Today, I learned that chivalry truly is dead when a seemingly fit man pushed me into a door to get a seat on the train before me. My leg is in a cast. FML

#16101857
225 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34460) - you deserved it (2990)

On 05/09/2011 at 3:38am - misc - by Username -

Today, someone came over and told my mother, "I'm your son's friend Morris, I need to get something out of his car", so she gave him the keys. I have no friend called Morris, and now I don't have a sound system either. FML

#17266001
155 comments

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On 07/26/2011 at 9:35am - misc - by ceetee - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I had to explain to a woman I didn't know that my husband was killed overseas. She replied, "I know exactly how you feel, my dog died last month." FML

#17793526
202 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43827) - you deserved it (2990)

On 09/21/2011 at 3:01am - animals - by socks - United States

Today, I let my little sister sleep in my room because she had a nightmare. She is currently snoring like an overweight 40 year old man with a cold. FML

#19105693
90 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21693) - you deserved it (2990)

On 02/18/2012 at 5:07am - misc - by sleepless - United States

Today, I was stuck in my apartment complex's elevator. I was shouting out for help when a voice came screaming, "This is the fire department." I was relieved until he said, "Just kidding." FML

#20681121
46 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46119) - you deserved it (2990)

On 05/23/2013 at 1:11am - misc - by Mylifesucks - United States (Kentucky)

Today, I was on the subway, when the girl opposite me suddenly started shouting and accusing me of photographing her. I was reading a book on my phone, and I showed her the screen, but I got shoved around anyway by another guy, who threatened to report me for being a pervert. FML

#21082304
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40135) - you deserved it (2990)

On 03/09/2014 at 3:31pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Singapore

Today, I was at Wal-Mart where all the aisles had been moved. An elderly woman asked me where the pet products were, so I told her that I didn't know, but showed her where they could be. An hour later, she came back with security. She'd told them I'd purposefully gotten her lost. They threw me out. FML

#13718235
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28318) - you deserved it (2989)

On 11/04/2010 at 8:00pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (South Carolina)

Today, after getting rear ended by a car, I texted my husband to let him know I was in the hospital. His response? "I'm at Taco Bell." FML

#18515573
124 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28459) - you deserved it (2989)

On 12/14/2011 at 10:34pm - misc - by Mariah Heimann - United States (Illinois)

Today, at college, I finally talked myself into confessing my feelings to a girl I really like. Her response was to threaten to sue me. For what, exactly? I have no goddamned idea. I just don't understand people anymore. FML

#20545151
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33538) - you deserved it (2989)

On 03/15/2013 at 6:43pm - love - by forever single, I guess (man) - United States

Today, and throughout the past week, my electricity, water, cable, and Internet were progressively shut off. Why? Because my deranged mother-in-law has been stealing the money orders I use to pay my bills out of my mailbox. She also stole the late notices because she didn't want me to be "mad". FML

#20678301
122 comments

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On 05/21/2013 at 6:47pm - money - by LightsOut - United States (Florida)

Today, I found out that my dad is actually my uncle, and vice-versa. FML

#20994621
174 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53209) - you deserved it (2989)

On 12/16/2013 at 12:49pm - misc - by confsused - Canada (Ontario)



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