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Today, I found out that after working in the same office for five years, I now work with three of my husband's ex-girlfriends. FML

#11366988
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29803) - you deserved it (2858)

On 06/21/2010 at 10:12pm - work - by lilrudegirl - Sent from mobile version

Today, while I was walking home from work, it started to rain. Clutching my bag in one hand, I started to run so I wouldn't get too wet. I saw a man running towards me and all of a sudden he tackled me to the ground. He thought I had stolen someone's handbag. FML

#14269836
83 comments

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On 12/20/2010 at 6:23am - misc - by anonymous -

Today, my boyfriend of a year broke up with me by saying, "It's not you, it's me. I have a terrible taste in women." FML

#20140004
100 comments

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On 10/30/2012 at 9:27am - love - by LonelyMe -

Today, after being a germaphobe for almost ten years and refusing to go out to restaurants because of it, I finally had the courage to face my fear, and went to dinner with my family. After three bites into my salad, I found a dead bug in it. FML

#20150517
104 comments

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On 11/06/2012 at 1:34pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, a guy told me I "kind of look like a girl" if he looked at me from the right angle. Well, I am a girl, and this is the closest thing to a compliment that I've gotten in years. FML

Today, I called my Dad to wish him happy birthday. The phone was disconnected, so I called my sister to see what his cell was. She then informed me that our Dad was in jail for selling shrooms to teenagers at a music festival out of state. FML

#3332242
127 comments

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On 06/29/2009 at 3:29am - misc - by shroomda (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I was learning to drive a stick when a cop decided to pull me over just to laugh at me. FML

#19327826
124 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21004) - you deserved it (2857)

On 03/22/2012 at 6:13pm - misc - by Chey - United States (California)

Today, my mom had the option of choosing anywhere in the world where we could go on vacation. We live in the USA and she chose to fly to Texas, rent an RV, and drive to Florida. Anywhere in the world. FML

#20482339
111 comments

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On 01/27/2013 at 11:48pm - misc - by j_Lauren (woman) - United States

Today, as I was driving out of a parking lot, some douchebag yelled at me: "Nice car! Too bad you're so ugly!" It was my friend's car, so I don't even have that going for me. FML

#21246563
47 comments

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On 08/27/2014 at 5:21pm - misc - by leem (woman) - Belgium (Antwerpen)

Today, my insane roommate yelled at me for using the word "stupid" because apparently it is a slur against mentally disabled people. Later, she went on and on about this "queer" club she's attending to meet "queer" people to talk about "queer" issues. She's not gay. I am. FML

Today, I watched as the teenage neighbor girl tried to parallel-park between me and my wife's cars. She was doing pretty well until she backed into mine, got scared, hit the accelerator and ran into my wife's. FML

#21287621
99 comments

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On 10/29/2014 at 11:24am - misc - by carless - United States

Today, my friend told me I'm not welcome in her house anymore. I've spent the last two months painting and doing it up for her, because she's pregnant and couldn't herself. I just finished the job. FML

#11640890
123 comments

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On 07/03/2010 at 7:25pm - misc - by Sapphirlinda (woman) - Netherlands (Noord-Holland)

Today, my husband quit his job as a university professor and picked up the graveyard shift at a rat farm so he could have more time during the day to play World of Warcraft. FML

#20182185
175 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30799) - you deserved it (2856)

On 11/28/2012 at 1:32am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)



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