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Today, as I was getting out of my car, an old and obese lady walked up to me and called me an "inconsiderate heartless bitch" for using the last handicap parking spot. I guess she didn't see my wheelchair. FML

#20698730
135 comments

I agree, your life sucks (61268) - you deserved it (3025)

On 06/01/2013 at 2:21am - misc - by regstl - United States (Oregon)

Today, my mom decided to follow me during my driving test. She rear ended me. FML

#21092226
65 comments

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On 03/20/2014 at 11:04pm - misc - by nehadrihan - United States (California)

Today, at a big family dinner, my dad said, "Pfff, gays don't have it hard at all. The things a guy has to do for sex with a girl? Crazy. All a gay guy has to do for sex is become an altar boy!" My husband's side of the family is very religious, and all hell quickly broke loose. FML

#21369938
138 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32515) - you deserved it (3026)

On 03/07/2015 at 1:42pm - misc - by killme (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today, I was asked when my baby is due. My baby was due 6 months ago. FML

#21381725
101 comments

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On 03/26/2015 at 4:35am - kids - by sexybelly - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I was watching a movie with my sister, my roommate, and my girlfriend. Half way through the movie, my girlfriend left the room and texted me that she was breaking up with me. She then came back in the room, sat on my bed, and enjoyed the rest of the movie with us. FML

#5924772
126 comments

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On 10/21/2009 at 2:39am - love - by Small_Fry_Hero (man) - United States (California)

Today, I walked in on my parents discussing how to kill our cat, and how to make it look like an accident. FML

#17508595
231 comments

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On 08/18/2011 at 9:38am - animals - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Bexley)

Today, my roommate and I noticed a foul smell in our apartment. After looking around for a little while, I found that her cat had pooped on a pair of my jeans, and apparently tried to cover it up by dragging a shirt over the mess. FML

#20479640
58 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24887) - you deserved it (3024)

On 01/26/2013 at 12:18pm - animals - by peteswentzbass - Netherlands (Noord-Brabant)

Today, I texted a girl I met at the bar last night. She accused me of being "fake" because she couldn't find me on Facebook, Instagram or Twitter, then threatened to call the cops on me. FML

#20566421
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34730) - you deserved it (3024)

On 03/30/2013 at 1:23am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my mum got drunk at a party and flashed me and my friends. FML

#7608108
133 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35710) - you deserved it (3023)

On 01/27/2010 at 5:20am - misc - by Sundendako (man) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, my apartment burned to the ground. I was packed and ready to move out tomorrow. FML

#16622108
118 comments

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On 06/12/2011 at 2:37am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I timed my walk to work perfectly so that I avoided getting sprayed by the rotating sprinklers along the street. As soon as I successfully passed the last sprinkler, a bus sped by me, hit a puddle, and covered me head to toe in muddy water. FML

Today, I called my boyfriend to see if he wanted to come over to my house. He said he couldn't because he was out of town. That would have be perfectly acceptable, if I hadn't called him on his house phone. FML

#18032391
193 comments

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On 10/20/2011 at 5:18pm - love - by cmd102 (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, my boyfriend came over to see me after almost a month of us not spending time together. Unfortunately, he came straight from bar-hopping with his friends and was wasted. He's currently naked in bed, cooing at his penis, and giggling like a little girl. FML

#20044244
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23500) - you deserved it (3024)

On 08/27/2012 at 8:57am - love - by kvdfan (woman) - United States



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