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Today, my girlfriend dumped me. Her exact words used were "I like the idea of you, but I don't like you." I still don't know what that means. FML

#18260922
192 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33319) - you deserved it (3610)

On 11/16/2011 at 12:23am - love - by dharp7 (man) - United States (California)

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because "we don't communicate enough". She got her friend to tell me this for her. FML

#21002970
82 comments

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On 12/23/2013 at 9:48pm - love - by .... (man) - United States (California)

Today, I saw a facebook status that said, 'Wedding today. Ugly people belong together.' I'm getting married today. FML

#17246888
169 comments

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On 07/24/2011 at 10:53pm - love - by ugly (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I watched my mother tell a man that the holocaust was "a good thing" and "necessary for population control". That man was my girlfriend's father. Who is Jewish. FML

#20958610
24 comments

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On 11/15/2013 at 11:59am - misc - by Colby - Canada (New Brunswick)

Today, I got yelled, screamed, and cursed at by a customer until I was reduced to tears. This was all because I double-checked to make sure she wanted large fries. FML

#21266131
109 comments

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On 09/27/2014 at 12:22am - work - by heretoserve (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I decided to give my dog a bath. Instead, my dog gave me a bath. FML

#21461710
38 comments

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On 08/28/2015 at 1:18pm - animals - by anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, wanting to change from the usual pizza/coca cola menu, I decide to cook. After spending 1h30 making a "beef chili with ancho, mole, and cumin" I sprinkle a bit of salt on top of it. The top came off the salt. I think it's back to pizzas for me. FML

#1229
47 comments

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On 01/15/2009 at 11:00am - health - by j0j0 - France (Aquitaine)

Today, I went bowling with my mom and she paid for 2 games. By the 6th frame of game 1 she was bored and to get her money back for both games she told the employees I shit my pants. I'm 17. FML

#79689
46 comments

I agree, your life sucks (57363) - you deserved it (3608)

On 02/19/2009 at 4:47pm - money - by Noname (man) - United States (Maryland)

Today, after my first flight landed late, I burned out my lungs sprinting full speed for 10 minutes to catch my next flight. The gate number on my ticket was wrong. It had been changed to one right next to where I had originally pulled up to. FML

#8501700
50 comments

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On 02/21/2010 at 12:47am - misc - by mad flyer - Sent from mobile version

Today, I woke up to my new roommate staring at me, just a few inches from my face. She then told me how easy I would be to kill in my sleep. Then she stood up, naked from head to toe. FML

#14719810
231 comments

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On 01/26/2011 at 12:40pm - misc - by 123roomielover (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, my mom called me crazy and told me she wanted to put me in a mental hospital. She did this after repeatedly hitting me with a shoe. Why? Because I forgot to put the cap back on the toothpaste. FML

#18253944
159 comments

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On 11/15/2011 at 7:51am - misc - by whoopsboutthecap - United States

Today, I was walking my little sister home from the eye doctor. It was raining out so we were kind of in a hurry to get home. We get home and about half an hour later, the cops show up. Apparently, someone saw me walking my sister and called the cops on me thinking I was a child molester. FML

#843077
136 comments

I agree, your life sucks (86060) - you deserved it (3607)

On 04/06/2009 at 8:42pm - kids - by omgn00blolz89 (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I woke up on my boyfriend's bedroom floor. When I asked him why I was there, he said I'd gotten too hot, so he rolled me off his bed. I have the flu and a fever. FML

#20422616
76 comments

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On 12/25/2012 at 11:56pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Ohio)



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