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Today, at the end of my shift with a long line of customers, the older woman I was checking out calmly said, "You should take a minute to fix your hair dear, we have all been talking about it while we waited." FML

#17818290
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On 09/24/2011 at 2:21am - work - by Cashier (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, my boyfriend finally met my brother. He arrested him for drunk driving. FML

#19860817
92 comments

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On 06/28/2012 at 2:11pm - love - by daniella101 - United States (Louisiana)

Today, my son broke his hand when he and his best friend had the genius idea of punching each other in the fists as hard as they could. FML

#20520875
78 comments

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On 02/24/2013 at 9:57pm - kids - by why the fuck would you do that - United States (Arizona)

Today, my sister came out of her room sobbing uncontrollably. When I asked what was wrong, she put her fingers in my face and asked if they smelled like pickles, and if "that's normal for girls". They did. It's not. FML

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116 comments

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On 09/14/2013 at 1:42am - health - by Carebeareatu (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I received a phone call from the counselor at my son's preschool, requesting that I come pick him up. He was barking incessantly at his classmates. And when they asked him to stop, he growled. FML

Today, my parents bought me a wine glass with "Who needs a man?" painted all over it. Cute, until after dinner my mom looked me in the eyes and asked with complete sincerity, "Kara, are you gay?" My parents tried to get me to come out. I'm straight. FML

#2140497
93 comments

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On 05/21/2009 at 9:06am - misc - by pa (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, my husband decided to be helpful and do all the laundry, including pre-treating all the stains. He felt that Clorox Clean-Up with Bleach would be the most effective. FML

#8374594
152 comments

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On 02/17/2010 at 1:52pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (New York)

Today, after telling my mother-in-law about my recent miscarriage, she cheerfully made a cake to celebrate. FML

#20714826
108 comments

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On 06/09/2013 at 2:02am - misc - by Anoymous - United States (California)

Today, things got heated with my boyfriend for the first time. Turns out he's even more inexperienced than I thought; when I started grinding against him, he frowned and said, "Um... why're you doing that? We've still got clothes on..." FML

#21387249
51 comments

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On 04/03/2015 at 9:57pm - intimacy - by lameows - United States

Today, I went to my grandma's yard sale, only to find my baby pictures being sold for 25 cents each. FML

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88 comments

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On 10/11/2014 at 10:43am - misc - by Forge (man) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I was sitting in a lecture about the history of the KKK and the problems it has caused, when the weirdest and quietest kid leans over my shoulder and says "I'd burn you first..." and winks. FML

#13455190
39 comments

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On 10/15/2010 at 2:00am - misc - by racist - United States

Today, I now know why my next-door neighbour can't look me in the eye without smirking. He can hear every grunt, groan, fart and strain that happens in my bathroom from his bathroom. FML

#14656161
51 comments

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On 01/20/2011 at 10:55pm - health - by Username -

Today, I found out that the money my husband and I gave to my son for university courses, has instead been spent on pole dancing lessons. FML

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143 comments

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On 02/25/2012 at 1:40pm - kids - by jj159 (woman) - United States



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