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Today, my daughter called me to pick her up at the mall. She said I had to meet her inside a specific store, so I figured she wanted me to pay for something. Turns out I was right, she was being arrested for shoplifting. FML
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On 12/05/2012 at 9:32pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States
Today, my mother-in-law moved into my wife's two-bedroom apartment. She's quite possibly the reincarnation of Hitler himself, and she'll be staying until this time next year. FML
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On 01/13/2012 at 5:58pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States
Today, in my AP Biology class, a student informed us she'd read that Antarctica had completely melted due to global warming, to which my friend gushed, "Yeah! It's been melted for, like, months." FML
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On 12/06/2012 at 3:47pm - misc - by bieberslayer (woman) - United States
Today, after hours of trying to put a screaming baby to sleep, she finally fell asleep in my arms. I was so happy. Then, I got the hiccups. FML
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On 01/13/2013 at 1:15am - kids - by hiccups - United States (Connecticut)
Today, I interviewed potential employees for a job position that I was supposed to get promoted to. FML
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On 11/11/2009 at 3:28pm - work - by NCanalyst - Norway (Oslo)
Today, I was leaving Wal-Mart with my daughter when a man was speeding the wrong way in the parking lot. To avoid getting hit, I pulled over to the side. He thought I was going the wrong way. He got out cursing and screaming and punched a dent in my hood. FML
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On 02/17/2010 at 9:46pm - misc - by WTFsalad (woman) - United States (Arizona)
Today, while at work, I cringed as I noticed my caveman colleague frantically digging into his nose and then continuing the use of his computer. I work in IT support and will be rebuilding his computer and reinstalling all his applications in 30 minutes time. FML
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On 11/30/2010 at 9:07am - work - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom
Today, I found out my marriage counselor is currently going through her second divorce. FML
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On 03/23/2012 at 12:05am - misc - by badadvise (man) - Mexico (Jalisco)
Today, I was going through a hard and painful break up after a long relationship. Trying to get over it, I invited my two best friends over to lift my spirits. The night ended with them making out on my bed as I sat alone in the other room. FML
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On 06/30/2012 at 2:26am - love - by anonymous - United States (Colorado)
Today, my younger brother decided it would be funny to put rubbing alcohol in my contact lens case while I had them soaking overnight. I didn't realize this until I put the first one in. FML
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On 09/19/2011 at 1:03am - misc - by redeye (woman) - United States (Arkansas)
Today, the gift my mother had mailed me for my birthday finally arrived. It was a gift card for Starbucks. A gift card that had already been redeemed. FML
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On 07/22/2011 at 4:31pm - misc - by coffee girl (woman) - Canada (Alberta)
Today, after a year of living with my boyfriend at our new place, he told me that he wants to sell our house and live in a trailer, so he can be closer to his mom. FML
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On 11/08/2012 at 4:22pm - misc - by Anonimo (woman) - Italy (Sardegna)
Today, I thought I was home alone so I went to take a shower and left my door open. My dog came in, stole my bra, and ran out of my bathroom. I jumped out and followed him only to find out that my brother had two of his friends over. They all saw me naked and my dog had my bra in his mouth. FML
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On 07/08/2009 at 1:51pm - animals - by coral (woman) - United States (Florida)
Monday 17 June 2013
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