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Today, I got pulled into a conversation about my 62 year old boss's new breast implants. FML
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On 03/26/2012 at 10:36pm - work - by Anonymous - Canada (British Columbia)
Today, my wife and I convened our families for a joint dinner, followed by me breaking the news that my wife is pregnant. My father visibly scoffed, and my grandfather spent the rest of the evening muttering to him about how "breeders should be shot". Wonderful. FML
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On 05/30/2012 at 12:45pm - kids - by unzucht (man) - Romania (Bucuresti)
Today, campus security called to inform me that my car had been in an accident. I rushed down to the security office to find most of the officers laughing. A portable john blew over on to my car and smashed my rear window. Now, security calls me "Port-A-Potty Guy," and my car smells like shit. FML
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On 02/12/2009 at 12:19pm - misc - by Johnny on the Spot (man) - United States (Missouri)
Today, after finally getting a job offer after months of unemployment, I found out that the person who was going to hire me got fired. Which means I'm not getting the job. FML
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On 12/23/2010 at 1:05am - work - by tjm (man) - United States (New York)
Today, my deranged co-worker sent me a text message containing a picture that she just took of her uncle. It was his funeral. FML
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On 03/14/2010 at 8:20pm - misc - by thanatophobia - Sent from mobile version
Today, I called my mom to see how she was doing. She quickly hijacked the conversation and said that she's signed me up for a dating site, because she feels bad that I can't find a decent man. I've been dating my boyfriend for seven months, and she's seen me with him multiple times. FML
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On 07/04/2012 at 2:01pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States
Today, I came home from a three day vacation to find my psycho ex-girlfriend in my house. Even though I broke up with her six months ago, she hasn't broken up with me. It's alright though, she says she's going to forgive me and she already moved her stuff in when I was out of town. FML
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On 10/06/2012 at 3:49am - love - by BusinessTurtle - United States (Iowa)
Today, I heard from my dad for the first time in over six months. It was through Facebook, in a message blaming my brothers and me for his horrible life, and in which he spelled my name wrong. FML
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On 02/25/2013 at 2:26pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Michigan)
Today, I had my quarterly review with my supervisor at the warehouse I work at. He told me I was doing great and we discussed my raise. After I left his office, his supervisor told me I was being fired for my attendance. The last time I missed work was to attend a funeral. Five months ago. FML
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On 03/05/2009 at 10:10am - work - by crub (man) - United States (Iowa)
Today, I was on a road-trip with some of my buddies, when we stopped at a gas station. When I opened the door to their bathroom, brown water flowed out, soaking my legs up to my knees. I then spent another 2 hours in an enclosed vehicle. FML
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On 02/03/2010 at 10:18pm - misc - by UptoHERE (man) - Canada (Ontario)
Today, I watched as a guy hit my car, laugh when he saw me running towards him, and drive away. FML
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On 01/16/2011 at 10:32pm - misc - by sam -
Today, it's been exactly two years since I got my last raise. And the amount I got still allows me the luxury of being able to afford a Snickers bar every month. FML
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On 04/18/2012 at 3:49am - work - by Disgruntled (man) - United States (New York)
Today, my mom was giving me a long lecture about being aware of my surroundings, because you never know what's out there. While she was talking, I noticed a drug deal going down in the Walmart parking lot. She didn't notice. FML
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On 05/15/2012 at 10:24am - misc - by observant (woman) - United States
Wednesday 15 May 2013
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