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Today, my fiancée said that our relationship is doomed because an astrologer said so. We only have a few more days until our wedding and she won't listen to a word I say. FML
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On 08/06/2012 at 1:03am - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)
Today, I found out that my boyfriend asked me to marry him because he could get a tax cut from buying then ring. All of this happened in front of his mother. FML
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On 02/02/2010 at 1:20am - love - by engagedmaybe (woman) - United States (North Carolina)
Today, I received a message from front desk that my concerned father is trying to contact me. I call only to hear that my parents were freaking out that I wasn't answering my phone. They saw me 9 hours ago. They were going to call the police. I'm in college and also don't live with them anymore. FML
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On 01/18/2010 at 7:28am - misc - by over_protected (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)
Today, a stuffed ferret was the latest addition to the list of weird items my colleagues have found in our rubbish tip, and that they put in my office. The list also includes explicit fetish porn playing cards, live ammo and dead pheasants, to name a few. I need a new job. FML
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On 03/05/2012 at 11:36am - work - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Gateshead)
Today, I finally got to attend the concert I have been anticipating for weeks. The band was great. The drunk guy sitting behind me yelling profanity and out of tune lyrics in my ear throughout the entire show, however, was not. FML
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On 11/02/2012 at 6:37am - misc - by annoyed - United States (Pennsylvania)
Today, I found out that the only reason my ex husband calls my son anymore, is to ask him to send him things on Facebook. FML
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On 03/14/2010 at 4:14pm - kids - by mommy - United States
Today, I found out that I was adopted. I'm 46 years old with 11 real siblings and no one bothered to tell me until I found the documents in my dead adoptive father's house. FML
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Today, I checked over the pictures on my night-cam to see if my cats are really going on our kitchen counters. As soon as I'd seen the first picture, I realized that this whole time my cats haven't been going on it. It was a rat. FML
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On 02/05/2012 at 8:13pm - animals - by rattrap (woman) - United States (New Jersey)
Today, I came home from out of state. I found out someone online had told my husband that the "fumes" from hot showers can be lethal. As a precaution, he removed the draft-blocking bathroom door to make sure it's "properly ventilated." FML
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On 02/19/2012 at 5:45pm - misc - by marriedtoaretard (woman) - United States (California)
Today, my boss pulled me aside to chastise me for being "off task" because I was chatting with a co-worker while working on a project. She then spent a half hour chatting with the same person about what daycare she should go to for her new baby. FML
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On 03/29/2012 at 11:42am - work - by anonymous - United States (Texas)
Today, my girlfriend went in for a kiss too fast and broke my front tooth. FML
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On 05/20/2012 at 1:19am - misc - by slayerdeath - United States (Indiana)
Today, I discovered that my acne glows yellow and orange under black lights while in front of a wall of them at a club. FML
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On 05/16/2012 at 12:43am - health - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)
Today, the police stopped me for "driving irresponsibly" in the snowy conditions. After the 'lecture', they went to pull off in their Ford Focus Estate. Managing to go forward, they then hit a patch of ice and slid back. Instead of breaking or turning, they let it slide back into the front of my car. FML
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On 01/06/2010 at 8:57pm - misc - by VictimofLaw (man) - United Kingdom (Gloucestershire)
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