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Today, my girlfriend whom I'm crazy about broke up with me out of the blue. After pleading with her unsuccessfully, I called my mom for comfort and advice. She informed me that my dog had died. FML

#14461663
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38915) - you deserved it (2686)

On 01/04/2011 at 9:49am - animals - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Vermont)

Today, my husband told me the only reason we're still together is because he can't afford to move out. FML

#17748874
79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26053) - you deserved it (2686)

On 09/15/2011 at 12:42am - money - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today, I found out my boyfriend is cheating on me with a woman twice my age. I'm 32. FML

#18353006
247 comments

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On 11/26/2011 at 12:54am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Oregon)

Today, I was told that I look like a cross between Roger Federer and Neil Patrick Harris. Apparently I have a big forehead and a squished face. FML

#13762185
75 comments

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On 11/08/2010 at 5:32am - misc - by facingit (man) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, working as a cashier, I had a customer come through and ask to purchase a bag of ice. I asked, "Eight pound or twenty pound?", referring to the clearly marked weight of the bags. He replied, "What's the difference?" FML

#20955463
74 comments

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On 11/12/2013 at 6:56pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Maryland)

Today, I confronted my boyfriend, suspecting that he has been cheating on me during the past few months. He vehemently denied it. Then told me it would never happen again. What? FML

#6049453
52 comments

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On 10/29/2009 at 12:09am - love - by clueless (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my fiancé and I met his mother for lunch to discuss wedding plans. When we got there, I went to the bathroom to wash my hands. I heard a woman talking on her cell phone in the stall about her son's "disgusting, slutty girlfriend." The toilet flushed and my future mother-in-law walked out. FML

#5940105
85 comments

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On 10/22/2009 at 1:53am - love - by uneek_3225 (woman) - United States (Nevada)

Today, I found out my boyfriend thinks I'm too high maintenance because I have a chronic illness which requires frequent hospitalization. FML

#9059310
131 comments

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On 03/13/2010 at 10:17pm - health - by bobby - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, after dealing with tons of drama and working a 14 hour shift, I took a shower. When I stepped out, a weak spot in the floor gave way. While falling through the floor I grabbed the toilet tank lid, which fell into the tank and broke it. Now my leg hurts and the bathroom's flooded. FML

#14969181
41 comments

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On 02/14/2011 at 2:11am - misc - by TheKingDavis (man) - United States (New Mexico)

Today, I came back home to find that my house had been robbed, one week after my neighbors. I was walking around my neighborhood to see if anything was suspicious, and discovered that my neighbors had put up a sign, reading: "Rob the neighbors, THEY don't have a security system." FML

#17893570
123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30615) - you deserved it (2684)

On 10/03/2011 at 2:08am - misc - by TheAnnoyedNeighbor - United States (New York)

Today, as I was walking home, a car drove through a puddle and splashed me like in a cheesy movie. As if that wasn't annoying enough, the driver had to pull over because she was laughing too hard. FML

#20907968
67 comments

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On 10/05/2013 at 2:31am - misc - by CelibateHero (man) - United States (Indiana)

Today, I found out I'm balding faster than my dad. I'm 19. FML

#3768794
131 comments

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On 07/15/2009 at 4:09am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, I started my first day of work at my new job. They had a section in the parking lot for employees only, so I parked there. Apparently, my boss didn't recognize my car, and had it towed. FML

#15825152
36 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28476) - you deserved it (2683)

On 04/17/2011 at 7:18pm - work - by sdgsfvbkuhkj (woman) - United States (Florida)



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