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Today, I found out that I have to work Christmas Day. There's no public transport running and taxis are triple fare. It'll cost me more getting to work than I'll actually earn during the shift. FML
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On 12/24/2009 at 6:20am - work - by Barstaff (man) - United Kingdom (Buckinghamshire)
Today, I found out that my neighbors took it upon themselves to knock down the fence we shared, and putting up a new one. Thus fencing my pool into their yard. When I asked them why, he replied, "We thought you weren't coming back." I was gone for 4 months tending to my sister with breast cancer. FML
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On 09/04/2011 at 2:09am - misc - by Pool-less - United States (Missouri)
Today, I went on a blind date. As soon as my date saw me walking towards him, he checked his watch and said, "Oops, wrong place." Then walked right past me. FML
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On 01/04/2013 at 1:12am - love - by Tiffosaur - United States
Today, I parked my car to go inside to grab my wallet than I'd forgotten. In the short time it took me to do that, someone broke two of my car's windows. FML
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On 03/12/2010 at 7:10am - misc - by lance - Canada (Ontario)
Today, after being cut out of the car, on the way to hospital in the ambulance, we were involved in another accident. FML
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On 09/13/2011 at 1:07pm - health - by skitzobiatch69 - Australia (Western Australia)
Today, I moved back home after unsuccessfully trying to find work in Florida, despite living there for nine months. About 45 minutes into my 18-hour drive home, a TV station called me to offer me a job interview. I applied for that job over three months ago. FML
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On 07/02/2012 at 10:22pm - work - by deweyd8855 - United States
Today, I was visiting family in Oregon. I did not know it was illegal to pump your own gas; the cops were involved. FML
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On 11/12/2012 at 1:14am - misc - by Anonymous - United States
Today, I met my boyfriend's parents for the first time. I had bad stomach cramps so I asked if I could use the bathroom. After half an hour, I flushed the toilet, it backs up and floods the bathroom. To make things worse, when I opened the door, I slipped on the wet tiles. FML
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On 01/27/2009 at 9:23am - misc - by impatient amy - Ireland (Dublin)
Today, I called my dad to inform him I was coming home from college for the weekend. Expecting him to be excited, he responded with "why?" This weekend was my birthday. FML
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On 02/08/2009 at 9:32pm - misc - by seb21 (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)
Today, I've been diagnosed with a severe lung infection. This causes me to viciously hack up a lung every two minutes or so. Not only can I barely breathe as it is, my job requires lots of running around, cleaning and interacting with customers. I have a five-hour shift tonight. FML
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On 04/25/2012 at 9:27pm - health - by MissMae93 (woman) - United States
Today, while walking around the local thrift store, I noticed an attractive guy watching me and following me through the aisles. As he followed me to my car I was sure I would get his number. He then asks me to bring my purse inside as I had been tagged as a shoplifter. I work at the store. FML
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On 06/27/2012 at 10:28pm - work - by Anonymous - United States (Washington)
Today, my sister posted on her Facebook that she hates moving because of all of the packing that she and my family have to do. I didn't even know we're moving. FML
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On 02/17/2013 at 2:38am - misc - by left-out - United States
Today, I discovered my brother likes to use our kitchen utensils to scratch his private areas. FML
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On 02/09/2010 at 1:40am - health - by utensils123 (man) - Australia (Queensland)
Monday 20 May 2013
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