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Today, my dad used the stove to boil water. Unfortunately, he turned the wrong burner on, setting the smoke alarm off. What's worse was the smell of burning plastic that came from the coffeemaker being melted down. It's been over an hour, and my eyes still burn like hell when I walk into the kitchen. FML
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On 10/14/2011 at 6:36am - misc - by cnkk07 - United States
Today, my teacher started talking about me quietly to the stuffed cat, called Rufus, that she keeps on her desk. FML
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On 01/10/2012 at 12:25am - work - by jumbledgirl (woman) - United States
Today, I got my yearbook. My sister and I are identical twins, and we realized only my sister had a picture in it. When we asked the head of yearbook, they said they thought it was the same girl trying to get two pictures, so they put in the prettier one. FML
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On 03/13/2012 at 2:12am - misc - by Rynne S. - United States (Colorado)
Today, my daughter called me to pick her up at the mall. She said I had to meet her inside a specific store, so I figured she wanted me to pay for something. Turns out I was right, she was being arrested for shoplifting. FML
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On 12/05/2012 at 9:32pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States
Today, I was leaving Wal-Mart with my daughter when a man was speeding the wrong way in the parking lot. To avoid getting hit, I pulled over to the side. He thought I was going the wrong way. He got out cursing and screaming and punched a dent in my hood. FML
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On 02/17/2010 at 9:46pm - misc - by WTFsalad (woman) - United States (Arizona)
Today, my wife came home drunk, telling me all about this amazing man she met at the club with her friends, and how she wanted to have sex with him but couldn't because she was on her period. What a present. FML
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On 02/14/2010 at 8:49pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Kentucky)
Today, I found out my marriage counselor is currently going through her second divorce. FML
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On 03/23/2012 at 12:05am - misc - by badadvise (man) - Mexico (Jalisco)
Today, after hours of trying to put a screaming baby to sleep, she finally fell asleep in my arms. I was so happy. Then, I got the hiccups. FML
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On 01/13/2013 at 1:15am - kids - by hiccups - United States (Connecticut)
Today, while I was studying for an exam, my younger sister came home extremely drunk and threw up all over herself and her bed. I later got grounded for not setting a better example. FML
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On 02/28/2013 at 6:02am - misc - by catdog552 - United States
Today, I interviewed potential employees for a job position that I was supposed to get promoted to. FML
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On 11/11/2009 at 3:28pm - work - by NCanalyst - Norway (Oslo)
Today, I found out that my dad has been having an affair. With my formerly favorite teacher. The best part? Yesterday, she announced to the class that she was pregnant. I clapped and congratulated her. FML
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On 11/15/2009 at 10:28pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)
Today, I was going through a hard and painful break up after a long relationship. Trying to get over it, I invited my two best friends over to lift my spirits. The night ended with them making out on my bed as I sat alone in the other room. FML
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On 06/30/2012 at 2:26am - love - by anonymous - United States (Colorado)
Today, I went to work things out with my girlfriend that I'd had a huge fight with. She told me the night before to come over at noon and that she would be awake. I unlock our flat to see that the place was a mess. She had thrown a party and was still passed out naked next to her boss. FML
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On 01/24/2009 at 5:41am - love - by NJ - United States (Michigan)
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