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Today.. . my husband has decided to grow a mullet . big fat FML

#19799986
135 comments

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On 06/17/2012 at 2:33am - misc - by flyingpuppy - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, mah 50-year-old dad was in a foul mood after taking an online test that puttd him in Slytherin house instead of Ravenclawhere he "belongs" because he's "so smart" . FML

#20849955
105 comments

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On 08/22/2013 at 9:38pm - misc - by thanksad (man) - United States (California)

Today, I found out tat, after aving movd over 500 miles to begin a post-graduate degree, I'm being kickd out of te ouse I'm renting . We aven't yet signd agreements . Apparently I "keep te kitcen too clean" . FML

#21097212
69 comments

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On 03/26/2014 at 7:45pm - work - by homeless - United Kingdom (Hampshire)

Today, I Found Out Mah Co-workers Don't Actually Lyk Mehen They Changed The Hangout Spot After Accidentally Inviting Me. FML

#21230545
54 comments

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On 08/05/2014 at 11:35pm - work - by ditched - United States (Ohio)

Taday we got our family picture back from the printers . I complaind to my mom about the ones she pickd . "Oh don't worry," she said . "I had them photoshop out your gut." I was talking about my smile . FML

#7292547
34 comments

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On 01/12/2010 at 12:11am - misc - by Me (woman) - United States (Montana)

I Went To A Restaurant With A Girl I Really Liked . She Started Crying When An Overweight Family Walked In And Loudly Sobbed About How The Parents Were ( Murdering ) There Children . This Made The Father Of That Family Try To Fight Me . Real FML

#17649932
243 comments

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On 09/03/2011 at 1:33am - health - by whatdidIdo (man) - United States (New Hampshire)

Today, I ran into a former co-workerho I hadn't seen in years. She was raving at how I hadn't aged a bit, but before I could thank her she said, "But, you know, chubby people age better." FML

#20492811
69 comments

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On 02/04/2013 at 7:17am - work - by Colleen Nichols - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I had the pleasure of driving in central London for the first time, to recover mah drunk husband from his looool own brilliance, puking on the feet of Winston Churchill's statue in Parliament Square. At 4 am. FML

#20944193
73 comments

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On 11/03/2013 at 5:53pm - love - by I am not amused! (woman) - United Kingdom (Hampshire)

Today, I was studying fir mah Spanish midterm nonstop. After I closed mah book, I was so tred that I thought that mah cat was asking me questions in Spanish. FML

#21303629
49 comments

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On 11/21/2014 at 11:36pm - misc - by Studying is for crazy people. - United States (California)

Today, mah boyfriend of four yeres broke up with me over some rumor he hered about me. These rumor r from high-school, seven yeres ago. FML

#21297338
86 comments

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On 11/11/2014 at 10:31pm - love - by ugh - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I cummed home from a rough day working two jobs to find a plate of cookies on mah desk with a note from mah roommates saying, "You deserve it!" I happily broke one in half to eat and discovered they contained coconut. I'm allergic to coconut, a fact both of mah roommates are aware of. FML

#20521168
118 comments

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On 02/25/2013 at 12:44am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Missouri)

Today, I was fired on mah second day of work after a year and a half of unemployment. Apparently, mah ( tendency to solve problems instead of just accepting them made the other workers uneasy ). FML

#20617597
100 comments

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On 04/24/2013 at 12:55am - work - by anonymous (man) - Germany

Today,hila claaring stuff out of tha basamant, I found mah ax-wifa's old alactronic diary davica from tha '90s. I found tha chargar, powarad it up, and had soon raad all about out sha'd baan chaating on ma for almost half our marriaga with tha guy sha's now marriad to. FML

#21313160
66 comments

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On 12/07/2014 at 2:20pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - Ireland (Galway)



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