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Today, I decided to check out a dating site, when I stumbled across my ex wife's profile. She'd had it for four out of the five years of our marriage. And no, it didn't rate us as a good match. FML

#21305183
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On 11/24/2014 at 1:47pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (Virginia)

Today, I was told that I will never be able to have children. Thankfully for my husband, his girlfriend sure can. FML

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On 03/09/2011 at 5:08pm - love - by sosad -

Today, I opened my new clothing store. My only customer was my mom and the only reason she came in was to tell me that someone stole my sign. FML

#16307240
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On 05/23/2011 at 12:26am - work - by 11lyss1 -

Today, this girl who has been stalking me for almost 7 months sent me a 12 page text comparing her love for me with her passion for cheese. FML

#17547922
219 comments

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On 08/22/2011 at 1:19pm - love - by Say Cheese - United States (Michigan)

Today, I laughed when I shouldn't have and am probably fired. What happened? My boss asked me if birds were reptiles. I thought he was kidding. FML

#19817734
236 comments

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On 06/20/2012 at 8:46am - work - by notanidiot - United States (Michigan)

Today, my dad, under threats of disowning me, insisted that I offer my sister a job in my company. I run my own law firm, she is a hairdresser. FML

#20838513
174 comments

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On 08/15/2013 at 9:34am - work - by lawman (man) - Denmark (Hovedstaden)

Today, I asked a cute guy for his number but instead he gave it to my gay friend. When my friend later called him, it turned out that he'd given him his number just to get rid of me and wasn't expecting him to call. FML

#20858957
52 comments

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On 08/29/2013 at 6:44am - love - by sorejecteditmakesmewannacry (woman) - Sent from mobile version

Today, I went to my new gynecologist. He has an eye twitch, and every time he asks about my genitals, he winks at me. FML

#21237829
42 comments

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On 08/14/2014 at 11:35pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)

Today, at my job as a fast food manager, I saw one of my employees "trying to pick the bugs out" of our cookies. They were the raisins in them. FML

#21234756
93 comments

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On 08/11/2014 at 10:18am - work - by mcmanager - United States (California)

Today, I was working at the daycare. As I left with my boyfriend, a kid came up to us and said that my boyfriend could do way better. FML

#21251155
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On 09/03/2014 at 1:40pm - kids - by unlucky - United States (New York)

Today, my husband recited to me the name and model number of every single weapon in the game Doom, along with what they did and roughly where to find them. Last month, he forgot my birthday. We've been married for 6 years; he hasn't played Doom in at least 10. FML

#21353586
91 comments

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On 02/10/2015 at 7:00pm - love - by doomed (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, my boyfriend told me how he used to collect little things when he was younger. He then decided to tell me about his current big toe nail collection. FML

#6976804
43 comments

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On 12/27/2009 at 5:34pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I discovered my boyfriend has a thing for pregnant women. I'm not pregnant though, my roommate is. FML

#10629274
120 comments

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On 05/19/2010 at 4:19pm - love - by Amy - Sent from mobile version



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