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Today, it was my birthday. I only got one message, from my dad, which was a sexual image meant for my mother. FML

#21110643
97 comments

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On 04/11/2014 at 9:40pm - misc - by Anonymous - Canada

Today, I went to a coworker's wedding. Instead of getting to celebrate their marriage, we spent most of the service being lectured by the priest on how women are a freak by-product of "God's masterpiece design" and are the cause of all the world's problems. FML

#21233096
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On 08/09/2014 at 4:56am - misc - by Anonymous - Malawi

Today, my parents fought over who gets the dog when they divorce. Nothing has been said about where my brother and I will live when they split. FML

#15379189
92 comments

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On 03/19/2011 at 5:25am - animals - by unwanted (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I applied for a dental insurance that claims "you cannot be denied". I was denied. FML

#16464062
64 comments

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On 06/02/2011 at 3:26am - health - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my boyfriend was flying his toy helicopter at my head. It got stuck in my hair and I now have a bald patch. FML

#18939799
124 comments

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On 01/29/2012 at 1:31am - misc - by honey soy - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, my mom went to the store. She said she was feeling generous, and had gotten everyone a little treat. My brothers each got candy and a movie. I got acne medication. FML

#19001319
106 comments

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On 02/05/2012 at 1:49pm - misc - by CaityLovesBo - United States (Washington)

Today, I got a cramp while swimming. It took the lifeguard 5 minutes to stop flirting with a girl before trying to help me. FML

#19850221
139 comments

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On 06/26/2012 at 11:08am - misc - by EdgardoP - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I called my husband during my lunch to tell him that I wanted to go out tonight for my birthday. We got in argument because he said we couldn't afford it. When I got home from work, he was gone, so I called his cell to see where he went. Answer: to the bar with his friends. FML

#5476343
76 comments

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On 09/25/2009 at 11:15pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, the boy I like finally acknowledged me. He came up to me and uttered two words: "Nice pooper." FML

#9097770
127 comments

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On 03/15/2010 at 5:14am - intimacy - by shygurl434 - United States (Alaska)

Today, my ex fiancée, who left me six months ago, asked if I'd mind if she used the wedding dress I bought her for our wedding. She's just gotten engaged again. FML

#15604755
146 comments

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On 04/02/2011 at 12:44pm - love - by Jon (man) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I was accused of masturbating during work. I was actually just getting something out of my pocket. FML

#17962463
79 comments

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On 10/11/2011 at 8:19pm - intimacy - by dinosaucer - United States (Delaware)

Today, I caught my mother trying to text on her iPhone, with her nipple. FML

#18364433
300 comments

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On 11/27/2011 at 6:46am - misc - by Anonymous - Denmark (Hovedstaden)

Today, my German Shepherd decided to bark at, then attack, a painted rock. At least I know I'm protected from inanimate objects. FML

#20561241
43 comments

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On 03/26/2013 at 5:17pm - animals - by whykarma (woman) - United States (North Carolina)



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