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Today, my psycho, animal-hating neighbour "accidentally" ran over my cat. This is the second time he's "accidentally" done this to a neighbourhood pet since he moved in, three weeks ago. FML

#21157136
242 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49985) - you deserved it (3730)

On 05/30/2014 at 1:28pm - animals - by Anonymous - United Kingdom

Today, I saw someone purposely drive into someone's garbage can with their car. Trying to be nice, I stopped and started to pick it up. As I did, the owner came out of his house and chased me away with a knife. FML

#21250496
43 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39101) - you deserved it (3730)

On 09/02/2014 at 1:03pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Oregon)

Today, I bought a puppy. I just found out I can't bring it on the family trip. To save me the trouble of finding a friend to take her in, my mum handed her back to the pound. FML

#6969552
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33996) - you deserved it (3729)

On 12/27/2009 at 3:48am - misc - by DroopyDog (woman) - Netherlands (Flevoland)

Today, I started a new job. The supervisor handed me a badge with the name 'Rachel' on it, which is not my name. When I told her this, she responded with, "I know, but it will be easier for the customers to pronounce than your actual name." FML

#13430217
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29813) - you deserved it (3729)

On 10/13/2010 at 12:12am - work - by Anonymous - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I found out my girlfriend of four years is legally married to a man in prison. He gets out next week. FML

#14254809
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44782) - you deserved it (3729)

On 12/19/2010 at 12:14am - love - by fouryearswasted - United States

Today, my dad decided to clean his muddy shoes right beside me by clapping them together, causing mud to fly all over me. This wouldn't have been a problem had I not been wearing my white wedding dress just before getting married. FML

#20989738
115 comments

I agree, your life sucks (59892) - you deserved it (3729)

On 12/12/2013 at 12:31am - misc - by >.> (woman) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I was attacked by a duck. I thought I was higher on the food chain than that. FML

Today, I found a note on my door that said "You're the sexiest person I've ever stalked". Later, I found another note that said "Sorry, that was meant for your roommate. You aren't my type." Not even a creepy stalker thinks I'm attractive. FML

#3041162
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49972) - you deserved it (3728)

On 06/19/2009 at 8:28pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Maryland)

Today, there was a a huge storm. There were no buses so I walked for an hour to see my boyfriend of two years who (usually rather the unemotionally type) had called me, crying. When I got there soaking wet, he told me that he doesn't love me anymore and this makes him sad. I had to walk back. FML

#2314963
106 comments

I agree, your life sucks (60336) - you deserved it (3728)

On 05/26/2009 at 5:37pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Germany (Nordrhein-Westfalen)

Today, I had the rehearsal for two of my friends' wedding. My ex-husband is also in the wedding, and I just found out we have to walk down the aisle together 'for height reasons'. FML

#11994918
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37971) - you deserved it (3728)

On 07/20/2010 at 12:57am - misc - by Username - Sent from mobile version

Today, I found my husband Googling Morse Code. He thinks his farts are trying to communicate with him. FML

#17611865
158 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34038) - you deserved it (3728)

On 08/29/2011 at 11:38am - health - by KJL - United States

Today, my boyfriend admitted that on his last visit, he snuck into the laundry and stole a lacy black thong he assumed was mine. It wasn't. It was my dad's. FML

#17380404
195 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38810) - you deserved it (3728)

On 08/05/2011 at 6:57pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Nottingham)

Today, I was at the park with a friend when I said "Gotta go, sorry. I've got court in an hour." The lady on the bench next to us then loudly complained how disgusting I was for being a criminal and threw her bird seed at me, dirtying my suit. I'm a lawyer with a case in an hour, not a criminal. FML

#3457601
177 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53138) - you deserved it (3727)

On 07/03/2009 at 3:56pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Ontario)



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