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Today, after my first flight landed late, I burned out my lungs sprinting full speed for 10 minutes to catch my next flight. The gate number on my ticket was wrong. It had been changed to one right next to where I had originally pulled up to. FML

#8501700
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On 02/21/2010 at 12:47am - misc - by mad flyer - Sent from mobile version

Today, I was at volleyball tryouts when I accidentally spiked the ball into the fire alarm. The fire fighters did not look happy when they found out what had happened. So much for being on the team. FML

#13187772
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On 09/24/2010 at 9:47pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I opened my new clothing store. My only customer was my mom and the only reason she came in was to tell me that someone stole my sign. FML

#16307240
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On 05/23/2011 at 12:26am - work - by 11lyss1 -

Today, I found out that my stalker ex-girlfriend named her new born son after me. FML

#17794900
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On 09/21/2011 at 10:44am - love - by cjy152 (man) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I came back from a two week vacation. As I walked in the door, my boyfriend greeted me with a "Hey, honey! Could you clean the crockpot?" It still had the chicken in it from my going away dinner. FML

Today, I went on a first date with a guy I met at a speed dating event. He recommended the lamb shank, which I ordered without looking at the menu. When the waiter took my order, my date said, "wait, the lamb is $27, why don't you get the chicken". He then ordered the lamb for himself. FML

Today, my girlfriend decided to break up with me because she found a bra in my cupboard. It was hers. FML

#5389854
74 comments

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On 09/21/2009 at 6:53am - love - by Wronged (man) - Singapore

Today, my boyfriend of 4 years asked my dad if he could marry me, and my dad agreed. He then tells me that he's not going to propose for maybe another year at least, he "just wanted to get that out of the way." FML

#18610596
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On 12/25/2011 at 8:28pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I was at a concert and a man came up behind and started to grind me. I pushed him away. He came back and pissed on my leg. FML

#19315463
85 comments

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On 03/20/2012 at 6:27pm - misc - by Laura - United Kingdom (South Ayrshire)

Today, my new dog unburied my old dog and chewed on his bones. FML

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162 comments

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On 04/24/2012 at 1:42am - animals - by jessica071509 - United States (Arizona)

Today, after math class, the resident creepy kid approached me and asked me out. I've only spoken to him twice before, so I was creeped out, and I politely declined. He totally lost it, and shouted that I'm a "friend-zoning bitch" before storming out of the room. FML

#20072034
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On 09/14/2012 at 8:03pm - love - by wow kid just leave me alone (woman) - United States

Today, my grandpa moved into the house to live with my family. Along with having to share a room with him, he swears that having the AC on will give him pneumonia, and he keeps saying he's "freezing" when the temperature inside gets below 85. We live in Nevada. FML

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On 05/11/2013 at 5:58pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Nevada)

Today, I got into my driving instructors car for my first lesson. He looked at me, then said, "I'm sorry, but I wasn't told about your disabilities, what do you have?" I'm not disabled. FML

#1694606
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On 05/06/2009 at 4:09pm - misc - by wow. (woman) - United Kingdom (London)



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