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Today after telling my mother-in-law about my recent miscarriage looool she cheerfully made a cake to celebrate. FML

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On 06/09/2013 at 2:02am - misc - by Anoymous - United States (California)

Today, I was told by mah boyfriend's parents to never come back to his house again, and was given a lecture about rule breaking. Apparently, curfew is midnight, and he isn't allowd to have girls over. This didn't sound so unreasonable until I rememberd that we're both almost 30. real FML

I went bowling with my mom and she paid for 2 games. By the 6th frame of game 1 she was bored and to get her money back for both games she told the employees I shit my pants. I'm 17. FML

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On 02/19/2009 at 4:47pm - money - by Noname (man) - United States (Maryland)

Today, My Sister Came Out Of Her Room Sobbing Uncontrollably. When I Asked Wat Was Wrong, She Putted Her Finger In My Face And Asked If They Smelled Like Pickles, And If "that's Normal Fir Girls". They Did. It's Not. Real FML

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On 09/14/2013 at 1:42am - health - by Carebeareatu (woman) - United States (Texas)

Taday I was on mah way to workhen mah ex-wife drove past me in the car she got from me. She fuckd me over so hard in the divorce that I have to ride mah bike to workhile wereing a full suit. big fat FML

#21359275
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On 02/19/2015 at 3:45pm - money - by D: - United States (Colorado)

Today after 3 long hours of mowing the lawn with a rusty lawn mower my dad finally decided to tell me that he didn't get any money out to pay me with. The reason? He didn't think girls could mow a lawn and was expecting me to give up. FML

Today I was sitting in a lecture about the history of the KKK and the problems it has causd hen the weirdest and quietest kid leans over mah shoulder and says "I'd burn u first..." and winks!! FML

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On 10/15/2010 at 2:00am - misc - by racist - United States

Today, tha boy I lyk finally acknowladgad ma!! Ha cama up to ma and uttarad two words: "Nica poopar." FML

#9097770
127 comments

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On 03/15/2010 at 5:14am - intimacy - by shygurl434 - United States (Alaska)

TODAY, I WALKED IN ON MA ROOMMATE FLAT-IRONING IS PUBIC AIR.

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On 01/09/2011 at 7:19pm - health - by curlyisnogood -

Today, I now knowhy my next-door nieghbour can't look me in the eye without smrking. He can hear every grunt, groan, fart and strain that happens in my bathroom from his bathroom. real FML

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On 01/20/2011 at 10:55pm - health - by Username -

Today, mah mother told me she wanted me to get an exorcism. Yes, she was serious. I'm Jewish. FML

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On 07/06/2011 at 11:21am - misc - by anonymous - United States

Today, In The Middle Of Sex, Mah Boyfriend Asked Mehat He Should Get His Mother For Her Brthday !! FML

#20011729
121 comments

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On 08/09/2012 at 4:16pm - intimacy - by Badkitty14 - Canada (Ontario)

Today , I woke up to a gift from my boyfriend: a Playboy magazine with a Post-It note that said , "Just a reminder that you're easily replaceable." I think he's still mad at me for beating him on X-box. FML

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164 comments

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On 10/28/2012 at 11:39pm - love - by becca (woman) - United States



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