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Today, I walked in on my roommate flat-ironing his pubic hair. FML

#14524101
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On 01/09/2011 at 7:19pm - health - by curlyisnogood -

Today, my mother told me she wanted me to get an exorcism. Yes, she was serious. I'm Jewish. FML

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On 07/06/2011 at 11:21am - misc - by anonymous - United States

Today, in the middle of sex, my boyfriend asked me what he should get his mother for her birthday. FML

#20011729
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On 08/09/2012 at 4:16pm - intimacy - by Badkitty14 - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I woke up to a gift from my boyfriend: a Playboy magazine with a Post-It note that said, "Just a reminder that you're easily replaceable." I think he's still mad at me for beating him on X-box. FML

#20137933
164 comments

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On 10/28/2012 at 11:39pm - love - by becca (woman) - United States

Today, I excitedly told my family that, after years of studying and dedication, I've been awarded a full scholarship to Germany. My mom's reaction was to start sobbing about me becoming a "heathen" and my dad and brother started telling Nazi jokes. FML

#21237389
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On 08/14/2014 at 11:28am - misc - by UnSupported (woman) - United States (Rhode Island)

Today, the boy I like finally acknowledged me. He came up to me and uttered two words: "Nice pooper." FML

#9097770
127 comments

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On 03/15/2010 at 5:14am - intimacy - by shygurl434 - United States (Alaska)

Today, my husband decided to be helpful and do all the laundry, including pre-treating all the stains. He felt that Clorox Clean-Up with Bleach would be the most effective. FML

#8374594
152 comments

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On 02/17/2010 at 1:52pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (New York)

Today, my boyfriend left for a 2-year job posting in China. We had agreed to maintain a long distance relationship and even worked out a visiting schedule. Later that night, after trying to reach him, I realized the numbers he gave me weren't for China. The country code doesn't even exist. FML

#14871372
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On 02/06/2011 at 7:58pm - love - by dumbass -

Today, my husband of 19 years took our children out for dinner, told them he's gay, then sent them home to tell me for him. FML

Today, my girlfriend told me that she's totally convinced I'm gay. When I tried explaining that I can't be if I'm attracted to her, she took it as me thinking she's mannish. FML

#17826284
100 comments

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On 09/25/2011 at 12:23am - love - by Leenotgay (man) - United States (South Carolina)

Today, my house got watermeloned. Not egged, watermeloned. FML

#17564993
106 comments

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On 08/24/2011 at 1:28am - misc - by skichick54 - United States (Washington)

Today, I found out that the money my husband and I gave to my son for university courses, has instead been spent on pole dancing lessons. FML

#19160986
143 comments

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On 02/25/2012 at 1:40pm - kids - by jj159 (woman) - United States

Today, my parents informed that the man I am going to marry made the newspaper, on page twelve. He is listed as a fugitive and there is a warrant out for his arrest. FML

#19982796
101 comments

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On 07/25/2012 at 1:27am - misc - by strangebeans (woman) - United States



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