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Today, wanting to change from the usual pizza/coca cola menu, I decide to cook. After spending 1h30 making a "beef chili with ancho, mole, and cumin" I sprinkle a bit of salt on top of it. The top came off the salt. I think it's back to pizzas for me. FML

#1229
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I agree, your life sucks (18706) - you deserved it (3095)

On 01/15/2009 at 11:00am - health - by j0j0 - France (Aquitaine)

Today, after working another double shift because I want to buy my boyfriend a really expensive anniversary present, I get to his apartment to find him calculating in how many paychecks he'll be able to afford a Caribbean getaway. For himself. FML

#5798197
63 comments

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On 10/12/2009 at 3:31pm - love - by Sucker (woman) - Canada (Quebec)

Today, I went on a date with a guy that I met at a masquerade. The moment he saw me without my mask on, he left the date. FML

#8892193
89 comments

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On 03/07/2010 at 12:38pm - misc - by workinggirl (woman) - United States (Montana)

Today, I went on a date with a respectable, successful, polite, and attractive guy. Ten minutes into the conversation, I find out he's a neo-Nazi and earned a swastika tattoo in prison for "something shady." FML

#17949951
41 comments

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On 10/10/2011 at 3:16am - love - by thatgirl - United States (Texas)

Today, it was my birthday. I only got one message, from my dad, which was a sexual image meant for my mother. FML

#21110643
97 comments

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On 04/11/2014 at 9:40pm - misc - by Anonymous - Canada

Today, I went to a coworker's wedding. Instead of getting to celebrate their marriage, we spent most of the service being lectured by the priest on how women are a freak by-product of "God's masterpiece design" and are the cause of all the world's problems. FML

#21233096
54 comments

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On 08/09/2014 at 4:56am - misc - by Anonymous - Malawi

Today, seconds after my mom put my yorkie onto my bed, he threw up. His head was not fully over the bed itself, so the wet chunks fell straight into my backpack onto my new school books. FML

#12625429
58 comments

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On 08/19/2010 at 1:36pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, my parents fought over who gets the dog when they divorce. Nothing has been said about where my brother and I will live when they split. FML

#15379189
92 comments

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On 03/19/2011 at 5:25am - animals - by unwanted (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I applied for a dental insurance that claims "you cannot be denied". I was denied. FML

#16464062
64 comments

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On 06/02/2011 at 3:26am - health - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my boyfriend was flying his toy helicopter at my head. It got stuck in my hair and I now have a bald patch. FML

#18939799
124 comments

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On 01/29/2012 at 1:31am - misc - by honey soy - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, my mom went to the store. She said she was feeling generous, and had gotten everyone a little treat. My brothers each got candy and a movie. I got acne medication. FML

#19001319
106 comments

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On 02/05/2012 at 1:49pm - misc - by CaityLovesBo - United States (Washington)

Today, I got a cramp while swimming. It took the lifeguard 5 minutes to stop flirting with a girl before trying to help me. FML

#19850221
139 comments

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On 06/26/2012 at 11:08am - misc - by EdgardoP - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, while I was babysitting, the little girl wanted to show me a picture that her mom had just sent to the family iPad via iMessage. Trying to be helpful, I clicked iMessage, only to see pictures of her father's erect penis. She won't stop asking about the "hotdog" in the picture. FML

#20509000
92 comments

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On 02/16/2013 at 1:03am - kids - by Scarlett (woman) - Canada (Ontario)



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