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Today, I found out that I was adopted. I'm 46 years old with 11 real siblings and no one bothered to tell me until I found the documents in my dead adoptive father's house. FML
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Today, I checked over the pictures on my night-cam to see if my cats are really going on our kitchen counters. As soon as I'd seen the first picture, I realized that this whole time my cats haven't been going on it. It was a rat. FML
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On 02/05/2012 at 8:13pm - animals - by rattrap (woman) - United States (New Jersey)
Today, my boss pulled me aside to chastise me for being "off task" because I was chatting with a co-worker while working on a project. She then spent a half hour chatting with the same person about what daycare she should go to for her new baby. FML
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On 03/29/2012 at 11:42am - work - by anonymous - United States (Texas)
Today, my girlfriend went in for a kiss too fast and broke my front tooth. FML
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On 05/20/2012 at 1:19am - misc - by slayerdeath - United States (Indiana)
Today, I was informed that one of my store managers does a "great" impression of me. No one will tell me what it is, but apparently it's really funny. FML
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On 04/06/2012 at 7:09am - work - by mockable (woman) - United States
Today, my Dad and I killed a cockroach with a large metal pole. It was the most bonding experience we have ever had. FML
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On 05/02/2012 at 11:29pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States
Today, my laptop got hit by a Trojan. Not the malware, but a used condom thrown from a car driving past as I sat on a street bench. FML
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On 09/28/2012 at 4:24am - intimacy - by iNearlyHurled - United States
Today, I gave my boss the paperwork to approve my commissions for the month. She wouldn't sign it, saying, "Maybe I'm crazy, but I feel that I've signed this before." She hasn't. I have no commission, and my boss is crazy. FML
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On 09/23/2010 at 3:02pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - Chile (Region Metropolitana)
Today, I think my dad has finally lost his shit and is having a mid-life crisis. He showed up at my school and had me brought to the front desk. He told me to get in the car because we were going to have some "father-daughter bonding". This meant us watching Silent Hill with his work buddies. FML
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On 10/28/2011 at 7:50am - misc - by -__- - Australia (Queensland)
Today, another employee scolded me for being "socially awkward". The same employee who just before had a 10 minute discussion with a client about her poop. FML
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On 12/19/2011 at 10:53pm - work - by me (woman) - United States
Today, I came home from out of state. I found out someone online had told my husband that the "fumes" from hot showers can be lethal. As a precaution, he removed the draft-blocking bathroom door to make sure it's "properly ventilated." FML
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On 02/19/2012 at 5:45pm - misc - by marriedtoaretard (woman) - United States (California)
Today, I discovered that my acne glows yellow and orange under black lights while in front of a wall of them at a club. FML
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On 05/16/2012 at 12:43am - health - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)
Today, I went to the beach. While I was enjoying the sun, an old man with prosthetic leg and no clothes on sat next to me. He took off his fake leg and put it behind his head. Then he opened his legs revealing his "stuff." I will never unsee this. Ever. FML
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On 05/09/2012 at 12:54am - misc - by aligator1009 - United States
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