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Today, my husband put some photos of our wedding on Facebook. He named the album "FML". FML

#19832174
197 comments

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On 06/23/2012 at 1:17am - misc - by blah56 - United States (Kentucky)

Today, someone broke into my car by smashing the driver's side window. I'd be less irritated if they had just used the door handle; the lock has been broken for years. FML

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62 comments

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On 01/19/2013 at 8:14am - money - by Perplexed - United States (South Dakota)

Today, my mum dismissed my diagnosed schizophrenia as "too much time with those earphones in". FML

#20897726
86 comments

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On 09/27/2013 at 3:56am - health - by awkwardology - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I witnessed my psycho neighbor put her cat in a cage, cross into my backyard, and set the cage down before returning to her house. She then called the cops and claimed I'd stolen her cat. The cops didn't believe my side of the story for a second. FML

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123 comments

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On 04/06/2014 at 3:37pm - animals - by Anonymous (woman) -

Today, I tried to propose to my girlfriend of 5 years. I love her so much and I've been treating her extremely well. Before I could pop the question, she said in these exact words: "Babe, our relationship is like a drunken night. Fun while it lasted but its something I'd rather forget." FML

#4595974
77 comments

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On 08/17/2009 at 8:04am - love - by singleandheartbroken (man) - Australia (Victoria)

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Today, it's my birthday. My best friend called me at work and offered to take me out to lunch. When he went to pay for the meal, his card was declined so I told him not to worry and that I would pay for the birthday meal. He looked at me and said "It's your birthday?" He was serious. FML

#5565703
86 comments

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On 09/30/2009 at 1:45pm - misc - by Rockyio (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, when I excitedly announced to my mother-in-law that I was pregnant, she looked at me with a blank expression and asked me who the father was. She's 45. She's not senile or suffering from dementia, but apparently just suffering from being a chronic bitch. FML

#18834443
173 comments

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On 01/17/2012 at 12:04pm - misc - by littlelottie - United States (Florida)

Today, in an attempt to be romantic, my boyfriend threw little stones against my window. Unfortunately, the window wasn't closed, and I was standing in front of it. FML

#19636486
118 comments

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On 05/17/2012 at 11:02am - love - by Vero (woman) - Austria (Oberosterreich)

Today, I climbed the tree in my backyard so I could cut off some stray branches. I ended up getting stuck, and instead of immediately getting help, my wife started laughing and recording me. The video is now circulating on Facebook, and my new nickname is "Hawkeye." FML

#20029971
106 comments

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On 08/19/2012 at 2:09pm - misc - by spasticock (man) - Portugal (Setubal)

Today, at a family party, my uncles were complimenting my mom on her pies. I cooked them. She took all the credit. FML

#20883979
78 comments

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On 09/16/2013 at 5:03pm - misc - by zachadams - United States (New York)

Today, I came home on leave from a 7 month deployment to Iraq. I wanted to see my girlfriend today, but she needed to spend time with her sick grandmother. As it turns out, her sick grandmother and my cousin are the same person. FML

#4467234
201 comments

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On 08/12/2009 at 2:01am - love - by FUSMC (man) - United States (California)

Today, my 70 year old grandma was yelling at me to take a pregnancy test, in the middle of Walmart. I'm 16, still a virgin and haven't had a boyfriend since I was 13. FML

#14693370
74 comments

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On 01/24/2011 at 12:11am - intimacy - by andifalls -

Today, two guys proclaiming that they were both Batman attacked me on the street. FML

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184 comments

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On 07/31/2011 at 2:17am - health - by The Joker? - United States (Iowa)



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