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Today, my 2-year-old sister walked in on me while I was showering. She began to splash around in the toilet, and as I hastily jumped out to stop her, my brother and his friend got a good look as they walked past the room. FML

#20073442
124 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23397) - you deserved it (3737)

On 09/15/2012 at 7:26pm - misc - by FullMonty (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, I woke up to a flooded basement. That basement is my bedroom, so I'm completely surrounded by water. All I need is a tiger and this would be like The Life of Pi. FML

#20752548
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48932) - you deserved it (3737)

On 06/28/2013 at 2:07pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Egypt (Al Qahirah)

Today, while taking an order over the phone for the customer at work, I began to hear slight moans. The moans gradually became faster and louder, until climax was achieved and I realized I was being used for phone sex. FML

#20955245
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45956) - you deserved it (3737)

On 11/12/2013 at 3:29pm - work - by long day - United States (Michigan)

Today, I discovered that the man I have been talking to on a dating site is actually my ex-boyfriend. He created a fake profile and made me fall for someone that doesn't exist. We got on better anonymously than we ever did in 3 years together. FML

#21373070
69 comments

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On 03/12/2015 at 9:53am - love - by mylovelifeisanepicfail (woman) - United Kingdom (London, City of)

Today, I was outside with a guy I really like. He asked me to lay down on the ground and watch the stars with him. I did. Suddenly, he got up, walked over to another girl and kissed her. They left me there on the soaking wet ground, watching the stars. FML

#4756705
64 comments

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On 08/23/2009 at 7:00am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Norway (Buskerud)

Today, while at work I went to use the public restroom because I had a severe case of diarrhea. All went well until the timed sensor lights went off and I couldn't leave my stall to get them back on. I sat there for thirty minutes in pure darkness. FML

#7105226
56 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25919) - you deserved it (3736)

On 01/02/2010 at 2:24pm - work - by Bathroom Problems - France

Today, I realized that in French, my name means "penis." This wouldn't be so bad if my dad wasn't fluent in French. FML

#12332692
232 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44385) - you deserved it (3736)

On 08/05/2010 at 2:24pm - love - by kiki - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, my mother refused to agree with any of my logic because it's "not in the bible." She can't find any fault with it, just refuses to agree with it. FML

#18491366
60 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27967) - you deserved it (3736)

On 12/12/2011 at 1:00am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I was studying for my Spanish midterm nonstop. After I closed my book, I was so tired that I thought that my cat was asking me questions in Spanish. FML

#21303629
50 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31013) - you deserved it (3736)

On 11/21/2014 at 11:36pm - misc - by Studying is for crazy people. - United States (California)

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me via Twitter. FML

#21295236
65 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36310) - you deserved it (3736)

On 11/09/2014 at 3:37am - love - by Anonymous - Australia (Queensland)

Today, it's been so long since I had sex that even in my sex dreams I'm watching porn alone. FML

Today, I finally got my wish of having snow on my birthday. Excited, I failed to realise this meant that no one could come to my party, including myself as we were all snowed out of town. What did I spend my 18th doing? Tidying our house. FML

#6881049
66 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28318) - you deserved it (3736)

On 12/22/2009 at 7:15am - misc - by JD300 (woman) - United Kingdom

Today, I was chosen as King for our winter formal. Even after I won, nobody wanted to dance with me. FML

#14954492
62 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32890) - you deserved it (3735)

On 02/13/2011 at 2:16am - misc - by Average - United States (Iowa)



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