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Today, my boyfriend became a magician. His best trick? The disappearing act. FML

#21292946
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On 11/05/2014 at 8:11pm - love - by highheelcyanide (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my boyfriend refused to have his hair treated against lice, because "men don't have lice". FML

#14130110
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On 12/08/2010 at 9:56am - health - by scratchy (woman) - Israel (HaDarom)

Today, my mom told my dad to get me extra absorbent pads, very loudly, in a crowded mall. FML

#13904254
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On 11/19/2010 at 9:45pm - misc - by Dammit... - United States (California)

Today, my boyfriend was introducing me to some business partners. As he was going along telling me their names, when he introduced me, he called me by my best friend's name. FML

#16043135
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On 05/04/2011 at 10:50am - love - by ohmylantis (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, my boss is still refusing to hire any more people because he's convinced I can handle all of the work after the majority of staff quit. FML

#21217678
73 comments

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On 07/22/2014 at 8:51pm - work - by Inthedumps (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I cleaned up my dog's crap after my wife asked me. 5 minutes later she yelled at me for being lazy as she slammed the door leaving for work. My dog shit in the exact same spot apparently to make me look stupid. FML

#14952962
85 comments

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On 02/12/2011 at 9:17pm - animals - by Username - United States (Kentucky)

Today, my husband told me that he never washes his hands after using the bathroom because he thinks it's only for "paranoid people". FML

#17140315
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On 07/16/2011 at 8:17pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - Israel (Tel Aviv)

Today, my mom told my abusive ex-boyfriend, whom I broke up with 5 days ago, that he is always welcome at my house. She "misses him". FML

#16010134
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On 05/01/2011 at 9:05pm - love - by exnotwelcome19 (woman) - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I was driving my motorcycle, and I noticed someone was in the ditch, so I went to go help them. When the ambulance showed up, they ran over my bike, totaling it. FML

#16734603
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On 06/18/2011 at 9:11pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (New Brunswick)

Today, my friend called me at work to tell me that someone had hit my motorcycle and that it was in pretty bad shape. I chuckled and waited for the "April fools" that would follow. A picture of my wrecked bike came instead. FML

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On 04/01/2011 at 1:50pm - misc - by Username - United States (Missouri)

Today, I was breaking into a house when three police cruisers pulled up. They ran my social, my license plates, and asked me twenty minutes worth of questions, before allowing me to go back to work. I work as a locksmith; the homeowner had lost their keys. FML

#18968105
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On 02/01/2012 at 11:11am - work - by ABBenzin (man) - United States

Today, I found out my boyfriend and I have more in common than I thought. We both are sexually attracted to men. FML

Today, my new boss gave everyone a lecture about sexual harassment in the workplace. Which would be fine if he'd been able to tear his gaze off my chest for more than a minute at a time. FML

#19885818
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On 07/03/2012 at 12:43pm - work - by hypocrite (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)



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