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Today, my car door and window were broken when a thief broke into my car. Cost to repair the damage? $600. Increase to my car insurance premiums? $40 a month. What'd they steal from my car? A $0.98 chocolate chip cookie. FML

#13475038
242 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34305) - you deserved it (3029)

On 10/16/2010 at 5:54pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, at work, a little girl was misbehaving. Her dad told her that she would look like me when she grows up. The little girl look horrified while Daddy laughed and kept reassuring her he was "just kidding." FML

#12897093
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30320) - you deserved it (3029)

On 09/04/2010 at 2:52am - misc - by Black Cat 13 (woman) - United States (Indiana)

Today, after my marching band's performance, the girls had to change out of our uniforms in a very dark school bathroom. Someone turned on the lights and I realized that more than a dozen roaches had crawled into my skinny jeans. FML

#13389421
105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31664) - you deserved it (3029)

On 10/10/2010 at 4:45am - misc - by toazt - United States (Arizona)

Today, I was playing my bass clarinet around the house. I asked my dad if he would be at my concert on December 16th. His response was, "No, I'm working that day." My dad is a plumber, and gets called to work completely at random; he has no schedule. FML

#13693546
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22811) - you deserved it (3029)

On 11/02/2010 at 9:49pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I was in class when someone came in with a rose for me. My teacher made me read the card aloud: "I'm breaking up with you, happy Valentine's." It was from my boyfriend. FML

#14973711
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43025) - you deserved it (3029)

On 02/14/2011 at 1:14pm - love - by sexyredhead - United States

Today, my boyfriend became convinced that I cheated on him, and broke up with me, saying he would "get me back." When I came home, I found his key on my counter and my cat missing. FML

#18381687
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27277) - you deserved it (3029)

On 11/29/2011 at 12:14am - animals - by reallyupset (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, after a stressful series of events, I went to the beach to unwind. I sat on the sand, breathed in deeply and closed my eyes, trying to find some sort of inner peace. Then a seagull shat on me. FML

#18021693
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28654) - you deserved it (3029)

On 10/19/2011 at 5:40am - misc - by targe - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, my husband told me to look for a honeymoon resort, since we had to cancel it last year. I looked everything up and got all excited. Just when I asked him for payment information, he said "April Fools!" April Fools was two days ago. FML

#20573157
60 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36072) - you deserved it (3029)

On 04/03/2013 at 12:50pm - love - by letdown13 - United States (New York)

Today, my best friend thought the best time to tell me she was sleeping with my boyfriend was while we were acting in a play. FML

#16323253
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39307) - you deserved it (3028)

On 05/24/2011 at 1:19am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my boyfriend gave me twelve roses and told me that he would love me until the last one dies. Remembering the Facebook like, I began looking for the fake one but couldn't find it. When I pointed out that all twelve were real and would die within days, he responded, "Exactly." FML

#18936421
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33414) - you deserved it (3028)

On 01/28/2012 at 7:10pm - love - by Shelly P. (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today, my car was towed. After taking a cab all the way to the lot for $45 and paying the $250 fee to get my car back, my car broke down in the impound lot and needed to be towed to the nearest shop, where it took another $200 to fix, and $50 for the towing. I still have a 3 hour drive home. FML

#18401623
90 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28857) - you deserved it (3028)

On 12/01/2011 at 4:49am - money - by Bladerunner (man) - United States (Arizona)

Today, I met my wife's other husband. FML

#6436745
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38643) - you deserved it (3027)

On 11/24/2009 at 3:20pm - intimacy - by bmonehh (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, as I was training a new guy at work, my husband spent half the day creeping outside in his truck. FML

#17868574
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22241) - you deserved it (3027)

On 09/30/2011 at 1:01am - love - by Cristie - Canada (Ontario)



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