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Today, I tore a muscle in my back. At the hospital, I was prescribed some pain medication. My husband got me settled at home, with everything I needed within reach, and left for work. As I picked up the bottle to take the first pill, I knocked it on the floor. It rolled under the couch. FML

#18644424
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28574) - you deserved it (3510)

On 12/29/2011 at 2:01pm - health - by digressions (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my driver's-side door was so frozen that the locking mechanism wouldn't move. My passenger-side door's lock worked, but the door itself wouldn't budge. The door handle on the other hand, budged quite well. It budged right off its hinges. FML

#21077667
57 comments

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On 03/04/2014 at 7:25am - misc - by Staying Home Today (man) - United States (Maryland)

Today, my mom spelled my name with all lowercase letters. When I asked her why she wrote it like that, she got pissed and snapped back, "Capitals are for people who amount to something." FML

#21288559
45 comments

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On 10/30/2014 at 6:05pm - misc - by wow (man) - United States (California)

Today, though I'm normally unperturbed by my single-ness, I walked by some squirrels engaged in mating rituals and felt a pang of jealousy. FML

#5133
25 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28985) - you deserved it (3509)

On 02/02/2009 at 5:49am - love - by murphy - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I heard my parents having sex. It wouldn't have been so bad if we weren't in the same hotel room. They thought I was asleep. FML

#12474079
255 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45718) - you deserved it (3509)

On 08/12/2010 at 8:02am - intimacy - by ScarredEars - United States

Today, I was working on my family genealogy. I found out that my best friend's great-grandfather murdered my great-grandfather. FML

#13337964
164 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37768) - you deserved it (3509)

On 10/06/2010 at 12:32am - misc - by cantstoplaughing (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I went to court to file a small claim and found myself at the end of a huge line. The moment I got to the front of the line, the fire alarm went off and we all had to leave the building. The moment I got outside, the alarm stopped and everybody rushed back in. I'm at the back of the line. FML

#18461010
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43170) - you deserved it (3509)

On 12/08/2011 at 3:41pm - money - by Dante178 (man) - United States (California)

Today, my 16-year-old cousin came to visit for the week. So far, she's said "raunchy", "cray-cray", "legit", and "like" an uncountable number of times. She's only been here for a half hour. FML

#20881272
148 comments

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On 09/14/2013 at 5:51pm - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I saw a customer at the restaurant I work at lovingly petting his cheeseburger and whispering sweet promises to it. FML

#21234388
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36757) - you deserved it (3509)

On 08/10/2014 at 10:22pm - work - by weirded out (man) - United States (California)

Today, some idiot introduced my grandmother to yoga pants. FML

#21306857
67 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35657) - you deserved it (3509)

On 11/27/2014 at 1:51pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Tennessee)

Today, after listening to a group of my friends ranting on about how much they love babies and can't wait to have them, I got to witness their looks of horror and disgust as I expressed my desire to not have children. I also happened to be the only girl there. FML

#21335310
179 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31329) - you deserved it (3509)

On 01/11/2015 at 8:14pm - kids - by Anonymous - Australia (Western Australia)

Today, I was attacked by a duck. I thought I was higher on the food chain than that. FML

Today, I found out the love of my life, my husband, is cheating on me. When I confronted him about it, his response was, "Don't blame me, you're the gullible bitch." FML

#7992828
135 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40613) - you deserved it (3508)

On 02/07/2010 at 11:03pm - love - by Hm (woman) - United States (California)



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