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Today, my dad had a go at me because he thought I was embarrassed by him and that was why I never invited any of my friends over. I was too embarrassed to tell him it's actually because I don't have any friends to invite over. FML

#14319411
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27862) - you deserved it (3455)

On 12/24/2010 at 2:15am - misc - by nerdwithagun (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I came home from a week-long vacation, only to find my mother-in-law didn't just dog-sit while I was gone; she moved in, along with all her possessions, and seems to think it's a permanent deal. FML

#15562306
183 comments

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On 03/30/2011 at 3:59pm - misc - by Anon_a_mouse (man) - Reserved

Today, at my aunt's wedding, the time for the tossing of the bouquet came and the announcer asked for all the single ladies to gather behind the bride. I was the only one. FML

#17479569
163 comments

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On 08/15/2011 at 10:45am - love - by single lady - United States (California)

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. He decided that the best time would be while I was giving him a blowjob. He then seemed confused as to why I didn't finish. FML

#20114701
171 comments

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On 10/13/2012 at 8:04am - intimacy - by notthebesttime -

Today, I took my younger sister to see Santa for a photo. Santa insisted that I was in the photo too. I wasn't sure why he made such a big deal about it until he groped me while the photo was being taken. FML

Today, I had a dream that I kicked the moon like a soccer ball. It started swearing in my boyfriend's voice. That part wasn't a dream. FML

#21300835
40 comments

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On 11/17/2014 at 5:00pm - misc - by Anonymous - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I decided to surprise my boyfriend because he's been working extra hard these last two months. I went to his house only to find him in bed with another girl. Standing there, with fifteen roses in my hands, all he could say was, "Thank you, can you put them in a vase?" FML

#13497431
120 comments

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On 10/18/2010 at 10:24am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Netherlands (Utrecht)

Today, even though I don't necessarily believe in soul mates, I found out my wife does. She met hers a few weeks ago. FML

#20896483
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43398) - you deserved it (3454)

On 09/26/2013 at 2:54am - love - by NotTheSoulMate (man) - United States

Today, after paying back the money my grandma lent me to fix my car, I stepped outside, only to see my car leaking antifreeze all over the driveway. I had to ask for the money back to fix it again. FML

#20916786
69 comments

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On 10/11/2013 at 6:53pm - money - by broke_broken - United States (Utah)

Today, I found out that my engagement ring was actually my husband's ex-fiancée's. FML

#17562855
166 comments

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On 08/23/2011 at 10:29pm - love - by llord - United States

Today, my in-laws came for dinner. My 5-year-old son chose that as the perfect time to say, "Good girls always swallow!" when my daughter coughed up some of her food. I have no idea where he heard it, but my mother-in-law blamed me, and my wife had to convince her not to call CPS on me. FML

#20689805
89 comments

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On 05/27/2013 at 6:15pm - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Utah)

Today, I started my first job as a power line technician. My boss's first words to me were, "I have a good feeling about you, kid!" That would've been great if he hadn't said, "Although, the last time I had a good feeling, the guy died." right afterwards. FML

#21085148
95 comments

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On 03/12/2014 at 8:11pm - work - by Anon - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, wanting to change from the usual pizza/coca cola menu, I decide to cook. After spending 1h30 making a "beef chili with ancho, mole, and cumin" I sprinkle a bit of salt on top of it. The top came off the salt. I think it's back to pizzas for me. FML

#1229
47 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21522) - you deserved it (3452)

On 01/15/2009 at 11:00am - health - by j0j0 - France (Aquitaine)



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