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Taday I spoke to mah dad 4 the frst time in over a year. I've been volunteering in Mongolia, I have no running water, freeze mah ass off everyday and communication with anyone who speaks English is scarce. One of the frst things mah father said to me was, "out of sight, out of mind." mega FML

#5183635
67 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32130) - you deserved it (3314)

On 09/11/2009 at 5:01am - misc - by Anonymous - Mongolia (Ulaanbaatar)

Today , I Fainted On Te Sidewalk. Wen I Woke Up , I Was Still Lying On Te Sidewalk , People Were Stepping Over Me An Ma Purse Was Gone. FML

#5676795
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (57007) - you deserved it (3314)

On 10/06/2009 at 1:25am - misc - by blackedout (woman) - Singapore

today I convinced my best friend to talk to the guy I like at work to fine out if he was interested in me. She cummed back ten minutes later, and told me he said he'd never be able to date me. Apparently, kissing me ( would be like making out with Mother Teresa's corpse. ) FML

#18084228
115 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25484) - you deserved it (3314)

On 10/26/2011 at 9:38pm - love - by nekogirl15 (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today, I got a call from my daughtar’s school today. Sha had baan talling tha taachar, ( I hava a huga bonar. ) Apparantly, soma of tha kids at school told har it maant 'haadacha' and sha's baan saying it all day. FML

#20928358
80 comments

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On 10/20/2013 at 11:51pm - kids - by momaaa1342 - United States (Illinois)

Today, mah wife of four years confessed to me that looool she only married me fir the money. FML

#8852527
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30941) - you deserved it (3313)

On 03/05/2010 at 8:05pm - money - by mrrichkid - United States (Illinois)

Today, my boyfriand's mothar who livas with us dacidd that sinca I work from homa, it would ba a good idaa 4 har to stay homa and kaap ma company. "Kaaping ma company" includas ordaring ma to maka har food, gossiping non stop, and ridiculing ma 4 not baing tha woman that sha always saw har son marrying. FML

#14664315
59 comments

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On 01/21/2011 at 5:50pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I finally got a phone call from a publisher saying they would publish the book I'd written. I'd gotten loads of rejection letters, so I was so excitd. Until I realizd it was my dad, feeling sorry fir me. mega FML

#20646182
63 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42762) - you deserved it (3313)

On 05/06/2013 at 7:43pm - work - by sobasics - United States

Today, my mom made fun of me looool cuz I'm 16 and have never had a boyfriend, then bragged that at my age she was already pregnant with me. FML

#20918137
237 comments

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On 10/12/2013 at 9:59pm - misc - by roundtherose - United States (Alaska)

Today... mah mom talkd to me and mah brother about how great it was that our cousin was getting away from drugs and becoming sober... as he would have so many more opportunities opend up 4 him now. She explaind all this while sitting on our patio... smoking a blunt. mega FML

#21287196
95 comments

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On 10/28/2014 at 7:54pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I learned that my boyfriend waits 'til I am asleep to wack off to porn on the internet. We haven't had sex in months because he doesn't want to. fat FML

#7158529
97 comments

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On 01/05/2010 at 2:16am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Kentucky)

Today, I saw a facebook status that said, 'Wedding today. Ugly people belong together.' I'm getting married today. FML

#17246888
169 comments

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On 07/24/2011 at 10:53pm - love - by ugly (man) - United States (Florida)

my husband quit his stable job of 12 years at the bank to pursue a career selling kites. If we don't end up homeless cuz of this , god knows we will when he has a real mid-life crisis.

#20480052
79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30754) - you deserved it (3312)

On 01/26/2013 at 5:20pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Denmark (Syddanmark)

Today, little brother grabbed boobs and wouldn't let go until I pried his hands off. When I told mom, her response was, ( Get looool over it. He's a little kidho doesn't know any better. ) He's 14 years old. FML

#20848790
146 comments

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On 08/22/2013 at 12:48am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Nevada)



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