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Today, my co-workers agreed that I was the one causing the elevator to be over its weight limit. When I protested, saying that I only weigh around 150 pounds, one asked me if that included the weight of my wheelchair. They made me get out. FML

#17861695
185 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36843) - you deserved it (2546)

On 09/29/2011 at 3:34am - work - by Anonymous - United Kingdom

Today, a small fly flew straight up into my nose. I spent 10 minutes trying to blow/scratch/pick it out to no avail. I can still feel it moving. FML

#20556028
83 comments

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On 03/23/2013 at 4:17am - misc - by WTFLY (woman) - United States (Hawaii)

Today, I was accused of stealing when I dropped a $20 bill in front of my boss. His logic: I'm too poor to have a $20 bill and there's no way it was a tip, since our customers are "so stingy". It was a tip and it was going to get me through the rest of the month. He won't give it back. FML

#20957216
144 comments

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On 11/14/2013 at 2:18am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I was at my only sister's wedding. She gave a speech about the person who means the most to her. She said, "She is my favorite sister who has always been there for me." Being her only sister, I got up to hug her. Turns out she was talking about her slutty sorority sister. Not me. FML

#4952830
76 comments

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On 08/31/2009 at 1:21pm - misc - by ohsugarxo (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, my fiancée broke up with me over text message while I was away for work. She later posted photos of her and her new boyfriend on Facebook, while still wearing my engagement ring. FML

#20972059
127 comments

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On 11/27/2013 at 12:51am - love - by grantsidiots - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I found out that after working in the same office for five years, I now work with three of my husband's ex-girlfriends. FML

#11366988
109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25868) - you deserved it (2544)

On 06/21/2010 at 10:12pm - work - by lilrudegirl - Sent from mobile version

Today, I had an hour-long massage, meditated for while and was finally feeling good. Then I had to call an ambulance for my idiot father who had managed to get alcohol poisoning. FML

#15062503
80 comments

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On 02/21/2011 at 5:22am - misc - by meme71 -

Today, I had a violent allergic reaction to some bread I ate at a restaurant. How did they apologize? By sending me a free basket of bread. FML

#17782998
139 comments

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On 09/19/2011 at 8:21pm - health - by Eli (woman) - Canada (Quebec)

Today, I went to visit my grandpa. He has an easily excited dog, who barreled into my freshly broken knee. I felt my knee move out of place again. The dog chipped a tooth. We went to the vet first. FML

#17988590
126 comments

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On 10/15/2011 at 10:02am - health - by KilteDKilleR - United States (Utah)

Today, my dad walked in on me using the bathroom. After rushing out, he yelled at me through the door for not locking it. He made up the "no locking the doors inside the house" rule. FML

#18497934
65 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20041) - you deserved it (2544)

On 12/12/2011 at 9:04pm - misc - by unknown - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I had to explain to my 15-year-old son why it wouldn't be a good idea to include a picture of the red Power Ranger in his "Weapons throughout history" project. FML

#19365320
95 comments

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On 03/28/2012 at 6:49pm - kids - by laststand11 - United States (Kentucky)

Today, I spoke to my ex again for the first time after our breakup. The first words out of his mouth were, "I love you, so I'm going to have to confess some things in the hopes that my honesty will help us get back together." It didn't, but it does mean I have to get tested now. FML

#19546039
89 comments

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On 04/29/2012 at 2:41am - health - by Anne - United States

Today, my boyfriend got done with Marine combat training. The first thing he asked for weren't pictures of me but pictures of his car. Missed you too babe. FML

#20198694
105 comments

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On 12/10/2012 at 2:47am - love - by chels (woman) - United States (Ohio)



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