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Today, I work at a food joint as a chef, and a customer found a long strand of hair in her food. The manager blamed me, even though I'm bald. FML

#21117573
76 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43874) - you deserved it (3192)

On 04/19/2014 at 10:39pm - work - by notmine (man) - India (Delhi)

Today, I had an hour-long massage, meditated for while and was finally feeling good. Then I had to call an ambulance for my idiot father who had managed to get alcohol poisoning. FML

#15062503
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26258) - you deserved it (3191)

On 02/21/2011 at 5:22am - misc - by meme71 -

Today, I arrived at the beach for a week's vacation. I walk on the beach only to find they are "rebuilding" it. They have heavy machinery all over the place, they work 24/7, and this only happens every 15 years. Glad I picked this week. FML

#17394480
79 comments

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On 08/07/2011 at 3:22am - misc - by me - United States

Today, I found out that my husband is the biological father of my baby sister. FML

#19603084
411 comments

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On 05/10/2012 at 4:17pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I found out what it's like to drive seven hours home with a woman who just brutally rejected your marriage proposal. FML

#21284911
115 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41405) - you deserved it (3191)

On 10/25/2014 at 10:10am - love - by Anonymous - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, some idiot introduced my grandmother to yoga pants. FML

#21306857
68 comments

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On 11/27/2014 at 1:51pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Tennessee)

Today, it was my birthday. The only call I received was from my stalker, who sang happy birthday with a japanese accent and asked if he could be my "special present". FML

#4293059
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47830) - you deserved it (3190)

On 08/04/2009 at 9:33pm - misc - by andi0804 (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, my mum told me how I was only here because my dad couldn't pull out in time. FML

#14671096
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38398) - you deserved it (3190)

On 01/22/2011 at 5:03am - intimacy - by Theaccident (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, after being in Europe for a month, I got home to find my door wide open and all my stuff gone. I called my dad who was supposed to be watching my house. He told me I should have had someone check on my place while I was gone. FML

#16181448
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35197) - you deserved it (3190)

On 05/15/2011 at 12:49am - misc - by jruth7 - United States (Colorado)

Today, after a long therapy session, in which I poured out all my feelings of how happy and in love I am with whom I believe to be my soul-mate, my shrink asked me if I was sure this guy wasn't a figment of my imagination. FML

#18576133
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25081) - you deserved it (3190)

On 12/22/2011 at 12:50am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I told my mom that I heard something, and I think we have rats in the attic and should hire an exterminator. She looked at me and said, "Rats, huh? That's what the mom in The Exorcist thought, but it turned out to be the devil living up there." FML

#20528775
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30800) - you deserved it (3190)

On 03/02/2013 at 11:18pm - misc - by jkbeynon - United States (California)

Today, my very drunk mom called me to confess that she was the girl that my boyfriend left me for two years ago. FML

#20696605
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (55689) - you deserved it (3190)

On 05/31/2013 at 12:20am - love - by wtf mom - United States (California)

Today, I found out why my bank balance is so unusually low. It turns out that I bought a car in Indonesia. I've never been to Indonesia. FML

#20766607
76 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53620) - you deserved it (3190)

On 07/06/2013 at 3:45am - money - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Essex)



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