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Today, I came home to the nanny passed out on the couch from too much alcohol, my 2-year-old alone and locked in the bathroom, and my house in a complete wreck. To top it off, it's the day my mother-in-law, who hates me, is coming to visit from New York. FML

#18949118
90 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37500) - you deserved it (3774)

On 01/30/2012 at 12:24am - kids - by myself - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my coworker called in to say that he couldn't make it to work today because he was in a coma and asked if I could cover his shift. This isn't the first time he's tried to use this excuse. FML

#21203542
101 comments

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On 07/09/2014 at 12:24am - work - by HowAreYouAlive - United States (Virginia)

Today, I was working at the daycare. As I left with my boyfriend, a kid came up to us and said that my boyfriend could do way better. FML

#21251155
52 comments

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On 09/03/2014 at 1:40pm - kids - by unlucky - United States (New York)

Today, my phone got stolen at church. FML

#21418593
120 comments

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On 05/31/2015 at 2:21pm - misc - by fffemaleee - United States (Michigan)

Today, I found out that my engagement ring was actually my husband's ex-fiancée's. FML

#17562855
166 comments

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On 08/23/2011 at 10:29pm - love - by llord - United States

Today, my boyfriend texted me saying he had left a surprise on my driveway. Thinking it was something special, I went outside to look. It was a little bag of mayonnaise packets. FML

#18750908
131 comments

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On 01/08/2012 at 9:41pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, during a workplace safety exercise at work, I managed to cut off the tip of my thumb. FML

#19673015
79 comments

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On 05/24/2012 at 2:26pm - work - by thwack - United States

Today, I got dragged to dinner with my grandparents. It was awful from the start, but things took a turn for the worse when my grandpa went to give me a kiss on the cheek as we left. I could clearly see lice crawling around in his beard, and I couldn't stop it from touching my face. FML

#20917563
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46057) - you deserved it (3773)

On 10/12/2013 at 12:17pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (South Lanarkshire)

Today, I was shopping with my girlfriend, when I saw my best friend. I jokingly did a double-take and said I didn't recognize him with his clothes on. We laughed, talked a bit, then went our separate ways. My girlfriend later dumped me, claiming I'm blatantly gay and cheating on her. FML

#21459115
51 comments

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On 08/21/2015 at 11:59pm - love - by cuckoo (man) - United States (Alabama)

Today, I got mugged. They wanted my phone and wallet. The most important thing in my wallet was my fully punched Smoothie King card. FML

#9100714
115 comments

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On 03/15/2010 at 11:05am - money - by ashleeylynn - United States

Today, I was talking with my mom about getting my school photos retouched. I believe her exact words were, "They'll take one look at you, and charge me triple." FML

#17407714
165 comments

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On 08/08/2011 at 2:12pm - misc - by yupppp (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I had a relaxing night watching movies with my room-mates. Everyone but I had a girl over to lie with during the movie. The closest I got all night was the multiple times my room-mate's dog tried to mount me. FML

#18118791
73 comments

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On 10/31/2011 at 2:57am - intimacy - by Hollywoodanonymous (man) - United States (Idaho)

Today, my therapist clapped for me when I told her I'd made a friend. FML

#19195377
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29754) - you deserved it (3772)

On 03/01/2012 at 12:12pm - misc - by ohdang - United States (Illinois)



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