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Today, I was fired when a customer called corporate, saying I was unprofessional and rude. The "customer" in question was my little sister, who I would not let buy beer with a fake ID. FML

Today, I was going to propose to my girlfriend. I told her best friend the plan the day before. I got reservations to a restaurant on the beach, and we were going to arrive via boat. She never showed. Her parents called me asking why she left town to go to Paris. FML

#6926336
56 comments

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On 12/24/2009 at 6:37pm - love - by hoplessG (man) - United States

Today, I was denounced for being a terrible person, because my family raises chickens, some of which we eat. I was then told how cruel I am for "killing innocent birds" and that "good" people buy their meat from the supermarket. FML

#20623167
111 comments

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On 04/26/2013 at 2:01pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Mexico (Baja California)

Today, it's my birthday. The only "happy birthday"s I got were from my mom, her Facebook account, and the Facebook account she made for her cat. FML

#20991213
98 comments

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On 12/13/2013 at 12:24pm - misc - by carboncoach (man) - Egypt

Today, I received a rejection letter from a company I interviewed with three weeks ago. They didn't mention giving my $200 portfolio back. Guess I'll keep using my 4-year degree to wait tables. FML

#6238713
46 comments

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On 11/10/2009 at 1:20am - work - by blargggggg (woman) - United States (Missouri)

Today, my mother got remarried. I am now officially older than my step-father. FML

#13646131
142 comments

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On 10/30/2010 at 2:33am - love - by Stephie2009 - United States

Today, I was in pain due to overdoing it at the gym yesterday, so I thought a hot shower might help. Not only was there no hot water because of my sister's hour long showers, but I slipped getting out and hit my head. Now the pain is worse. FML

#8473008
78 comments

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On 02/20/2010 at 9:03am - health - by bcoper - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I got a call from this drunk man, asking for Celeste. Since I don't know any Celestes, I told him that he had the wrong number. He kept calling for her. Apparently he can't take a hint that she didn't give him her real number, and I get to deal with him. FML

#15447160
102 comments

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On 03/23/2011 at 10:58am - misc - by jeanstein -

Today, I had diarrhea at work. While trying to be subtle about the noises, the woman in the stall next to me called me by name and asked if I was having trouble. FML

#17066574
91 comments

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On 07/11/2011 at 1:42pm - work - by Username - United States

Today, it's my last day before I get my colonoscopy. I've been on a strict chicken broth and jello diet in preparation. My dad thought it would be hilarious to drag me out to one of the best restaurants in town just so I could watch everyone else eat their delicious meals. FML

#20849387
63 comments

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On 08/22/2013 at 1:56pm - health - by Anonymous (man) - Philippines (Cavite)

Today, at work the police were looking over video footage of an incident earlier in the day where a car had slammed hard into another one in the carpark. My manager came into the kitchen and asked if I wanted to come see it to for a laugh. The car that got hit was mine. FML

#742330
36 comments

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On 04/01/2009 at 6:07am - work - by Anonymous (man) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I attended my first meeting with my bosses. For lunch we went to a restaurant. I choked on a piece of meat and couldn't breathe anymore. I had to take that piece of meat out of my throat with my fingers, and then put it back on my plate all chewed up. FML

#453
31 comments

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On 12/05/2008 at 7:49am - work - by Macdaddy - Sent from mobile version

Today, I was approached by a girl who called me a slut for sleeping with her boyfriend, then punched me in the face. I'm a virgin. FML

#98260
37 comments

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On 02/21/2009 at 6:37pm - misc - by well then... (woman) - United States (Illinois)



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