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Today, while I was at work, my wife discovered you cannot put out a grease fire with water. I came home to a frantic spouse, a fire department bill, and a newly destroyed kitchen. FML
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On 10/01/2009 at 9:43pm - misc - by needs_another_loan (man) - United States (Wyoming)
Today, I put in an application to my local market for a job that I desperately needed. I was talking to the manager, he seemed pleased with my application and said he'll call me. As he walks into his private office, I hear the sound of a paper shredder. FML
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On 12/22/2009 at 12:45am - work - by TheJuggla17 (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)
Today, I got home to find my entire video game collection and all my consoles had been stolen. Two weeks ago I brought them back from my University accommodation, specifically to stop them from being stolen while I was at home for the Christmas holiday. FML
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On 01/02/2010 at 7:35pm - misc - by greatstartto2010 (man) - United Kingdom (Hertford)
Today, over a year on from my parents telling me my dog had died, I went to the shelter to volunteer, and saw my old dog. FML
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On 08/21/2011 at 1:51am - animals - by Dogless - United States (Pennsylvania)
Today, after being yelled at by our boss because the office computer server has yet another virus, my co-worker and I did a bit of investigating. Apparently, the viruses aren't coming from client emails as we previously assumed. It seems that the problem is really our boss's porn addiction. FML
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On 12/07/2011 at 1:43pm - work - by Anonymous - United States (New York)
Today, I told a customer at the drive-thru I couldn't hear him as he had his music blaring too loud. The customer then drove to the window and verbally abused me for listening to my iPod at work. My "iPod" is the headset we use to take orders at the drive-thru. FML
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On 12/11/2009 at 1:23am - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (British Columbia)
Today, my mom tagged me in a picture on Facebook. It's a very zoomed in picture of a zit that had just recently erupted on my face. The caption is "My baby's biggest zit yet!" FML
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On 04/08/2012 at 1:13am - misc - by Brianna Weltmire - United States (Colorado)
Today, I got punched in the back by elderly woman because she thought I was mocking the way she walked as I passed her. I was walking funny because I have a brace-boot on my foot due to the fact that it got run over. FML
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On 12/01/2010 at 12:12am - misc - by beer guy -
Today, at my job, an old lady kept calling her inhaler a blow job. I kindly explained to her why she couldn't call her inhaler that. She continued to ask me for a blow job in front of visitors. I had to say yes. FML
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On 07/27/2012 at 12:46am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (California)
Today, it was my wedding. Every good wedding has slutty wedding sex, and I thought it would be over after my cousin and his girlfriend were caught in the parking lot. I was wrong, the sluttiest wedding sex goes to my drunk husband and sister in the coat room. FML
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On 05/25/2013 at 2:55am - love - by lizzie - Canada (Alberta)
Today, I was called into work to fix up their projection system. I drove 40 kilometers in peak hour to get there. As soon as I parked my car and was about to walk in, I got a phone call saying "Don't worry, we fixed it, you don't have to come in." FML
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On 11/06/2009 at 1:37pm - work - by chiraag87 (man) - United States (California)
Today, I got a phone call from my dad that I haven't heard from in months. I didn't answer, but it left me an accidental voicemail saying "Oh s***, I didn't mean to call her!" FML
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On 11/04/2009 at 12:15am - misc - by assdialed. (woman) - United States (Arkansas)
Today, I found out why I had been waking up feeling like crap for the past week. I found tufts of cat fur in my pillow case, and I am allergic to cats. My little brother thought I would get so sick, and he could have my XBox. FML
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On 09/11/2010 at 1:31am - health - by fuzzy1895 (man) - United States (Nebraska)
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