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Today, I came home to the nanny passed out on the couch from too much alcohol, my 2-year-old alone and locked in the bathroom, and my house in a complete wreck. To top it off, it's the day my mother-in-law, who hates me, is coming to visit from New York. FML

#18949118
90 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37495) - you deserved it (3774)

On 01/30/2012 at 12:24am - kids - by myself - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was working at the daycare. As I left with my boyfriend, a kid came up to us and said that my boyfriend could do way better. FML

#21251155
52 comments

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On 09/03/2014 at 1:40pm - kids - by unlucky - United States (New York)

Today, my phone got stolen at church. FML

#21418593
120 comments

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On 05/31/2015 at 2:21pm - misc - by fffemaleee - United States (Michigan)

Today, I was planning on going on a date with a girl I've really liked. She told me today was the only we could hang out before her trip. I got an expensive hair cut, planned on cooking her dinner, and pulled a few strings and got on the list for a big concert. Turns out she'd rather go shopping FML

#6377384
71 comments

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On 11/20/2009 at 3:25am - love - by sadday (man) - United States (Utah)

Today, my boyfriend texted me saying he had left a surprise on my driveway. Thinking it was something special, I went outside to look. It was a little bag of mayonnaise packets. FML

#18750908
131 comments

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On 01/08/2012 at 9:41pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, during a workplace safety exercise at work, I managed to cut off the tip of my thumb. FML

#19673015
79 comments

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On 05/24/2012 at 2:26pm - work - by thwack - United States

Today, whilst still trying to potty train my puppy and keep her from both peeing and pooping in the house, my lactose intolerance kicked in full fledge. Every time I pass gas, she smells poop and believes it's okay to immediately drop a deuce on the carpet. FML

#21441958
79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26575) - you deserved it (3773)

On 07/15/2015 at 7:15am - animals - by gassy - United States (Florida)

Today, I was talking with my mom about getting my school photos retouched. I believe her exact words were, "They'll take one look at you, and charge me triple." FML

#17407714
165 comments

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On 08/08/2011 at 2:12pm - misc - by yupppp (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I had a job interview. I have major OCD, and I had to sit in a room with a man covered in cat hair, struggling to even survive for an hour and a half. FML

#19368838
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20809) - you deserved it (3772)

On 03/29/2012 at 7:13am - misc - by toryzhere - Canada

Today, my therapist clapped for me when I told her I'd made a friend. FML

#19195377
87 comments

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On 03/01/2012 at 12:12pm - misc - by ohdang - United States (Illinois)

Today, I got dragged to dinner with my grandparents. It was awful from the start, but things took a turn for the worse when my grandpa went to give me a kiss on the cheek as we left. I could clearly see lice crawling around in his beard, and I couldn't stop it from touching my face. FML

#20917563
78 comments

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On 10/12/2013 at 12:17pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (South Lanarkshire)

Today, I was helping my brother clean his room. While putting clothes away, I found a box of thongs. They were mine. FML

#4523037
136 comments

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On 08/14/2009 at 10:09am - misc - by haha247 (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I got mugged. They wanted my phone and wallet. The most important thing in my wallet was my fully punched Smoothie King card. FML

#9100714
115 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26375) - you deserved it (3771)

On 03/15/2010 at 11:05am - money - by ashleeylynn - United States



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