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Today, I got my wisdom teeth pulled. Apparently the medicines don't work on me. I woke up in the middle of the surgery and felt EVERYTHING. One of the nurses asked if I was okay, and the doctor just kept saying "Don't worry she's just dreaming", while tears were pouring down my face. FML
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On 09/17/2009 at 10:31am - health - by NoPainNoGain (woman) - United States (California)
Today, still suffering from an eye infection, I received a customer complaint. Having red eyes, asking how a patron's day went, and thanking them as they left my register obviously means that I must be stoned out of my mind. Apparently I've moved to a city where you must be on drugs if you're nice. FML
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On 10/21/2011 at 8:10am - work - by Customer Stonage Representative - Canada (Ontario)
Today, I found out my wife cheated on me with a guy from her work three times, two months before I proposed to her. She decided to tell me three months into our marriage. FML
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On 02/27/2012 at 9:12pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States
Today, I had to drive to my workplace in blizzard conditions. Now that my 12 hour shift is over, I can't get out of the building, as the snow has blown into large drifts in front of the doors. I have to stay overnight until my next 12 hour shift. FML
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On 02/09/2013 at 7:39am - work - by sonnyrosa (woman) - Canada (Nova Scotia)
Today, my mom refused to sign me up for a CPR class, reasoning that if I was ever put in a situation where a person was choking, I could save them using my "common sense" and "intellect". I need the class to graduate. FML
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On 02/20/2013 at 7:32pm - misc - by blob - United States (Massachusetts)
Today, my brother yelled at me, calling me a "no-good fucking whore", because I couldn't fix his laptop. The same laptop he threw on the floor after screaming "FUCKING HEAL MEEE!" at his game. As ever, my parents took his side, refusing to believe that I can't fix a cracked monitor. FML
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On 03/11/2013 at 7:57am - misc - by cunts, cunts everywhere - Australia
Today, I got called to a biker bar to break up a fight between my parents. FML
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On 07/04/2009 at 11:24am - misc - by hot_mess88 (woman) - United States (Colorado)
Today, my boyfriend texted me telling me how much he loved me, and that he wanted my virginity. We have already done it. I don't think he meant to send that text to me. FML
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On 10/10/2009 at 7:21pm - intimacy - by screwed.over (woman) - United Kingdom (London)
Today, I had a restraining order put on me. I have apparently been following a woman's daughter home after she leaves track practice and parking my car outside their home. I'm a math teacher at the school and leave everyday at 4:30. I have lived across the street for the past six years. FML
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On 09/27/2009 at 1:24pm - misc - by stalker (man) - United States (Illinois)
Today, my apartment complex added $250 to the $1,000 my roomate and I already owe because of an unauthorized pet and complaints from neighbors that our dog barks all night long. We don't have a dog, we don't even have a pet. FML
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On 11/30/2009 at 10:22pm - money - by cande (woman) - United States (Kentucky)
Today, I got an email notification from Yahoo! Personals: "Hi, we've found 0 new matches for you". FML
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On 01/17/2009 at 7:40pm - love - by sad sack. - United States (Florida)
Today, I was just about to get in the shower, when I heard a loud crunch. I thought to myself, boy the neighbours next door must be doing some heavy construction. Two seconds after that thought, my brother knocked on the door to inform me that the neighbours tree had just fallen on my car. FML
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On 08/03/2009 at 8:43am - misc - by Jaybird1587 - United States (New Jersey)
Wednesday 15 May 2013
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