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Today, my wife pressed a button in the elevator and quickly ran out, leaving me in there with my crying baby. When the elevator arrived at the floor, the doors opened on a wedding reception. The doors couldn't have taken any longer to close again FML

#21276854
59 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35112) - you deserved it (3222)

On 10/13/2014 at 11:42am - kids - by Anonymous - Australia (South Australia)

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me via Twitter. FML

#21295236
66 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33070) - you deserved it (3222)

On 11/09/2014 at 3:37am - love - by Anonymous - Australia (Queensland)

Today, my family had a secret meeting on my "puberty issues." I'm 21. FML

#13847372
76 comments

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On 11/14/2010 at 11:26pm - intimacy - by vansboy -

Today, the boys who sit at my math table decided it would be funny to throw broken pencils at my boobs to see if they were real. They did this the entire class period. I have to work with this group for the rest of the school year. FML

#17867072
205 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25409) - you deserved it (3221)

On 09/29/2011 at 9:56pm - misc - by hellokitty133 - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, my date made me pay him for picking me up, and taking me back home. FML

#19779965
141 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25500) - you deserved it (3221)

On 06/13/2012 at 12:42am - money - by bad date - United States (Nebraska)

Today, my mother informed me that we are no longer taking my graduation trip to New York. Instead, she and her group of continuously drunk friends are going to Vegas because, "We could win the jackpot and take you on an even bigger trip to New York!" She's never won anything in her whole life. FML

#20875663
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49544) - you deserved it (3221)

On 09/10/2013 at 11:52am - money - by zcollins - United States (California)

Today, a coworker at school yelled at one of our students to be quiet. The kid got pretty upset, so I went to comfort him. He held my hand for the rest of the class, telling me in vivid detail how he was going to kill my coworker. Now I'm afraid to look at him. FML

#20903281
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39772) - you deserved it (3221)

On 10/01/2013 at 12:36pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my grandma begins her second week of unemployment. So far, she has paced outside my door, randomly comes into my room, and I woke up this morning to find a bible on my bed. I now look forward to going to work every day. FML

#21076525
46 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34064) - you deserved it (3221)

On 03/03/2014 at 1:12am - misc - by get me out of this house! (woman) - United States

Today, I was driving in my very own car that I bought and paid for myself, when I stopped at a stop light. Then I noticed the truck in front of me turn on his reverse lights. I honked desperately. He hits me, looks out the window and says "I see no damage" and drives away. FML

#2072486
134 comments

I agree, your life sucks (55943) - you deserved it (3220)

On 05/19/2009 at 2:19am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, my boyfriend of over a year told me that he will never marry me because we are different ethnicities and his parents don't approve. I was of course very upset and crying. His way to comfort me was by saying, "Don't worry, I will always cheat on my wife with you." FML

#6778697
162 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40984) - you deserved it (3220)

On 12/16/2009 at 2:28pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I realized that I can still do the splits. Why? Because I fell down an entire flight of stairs, everyone in the hall saw me land and applauded. Someone even shouted "and she sticks the landing." FML

#8965492
72 comments

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On 03/10/2010 at 3:09am - misc - by misty_love (woman) - United States (Hawaii)

Today, I co-starred in a production of Hamlet. Halfway through play, the actor playing Hamlet forgot his lines, threw a raging temper tantrum, screaming about how much he hated the play and how he wanted to go home in front of hundreds of audience members. FML

#15497521
119 comments

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On 03/26/2011 at 11:41am - misc - by Sue (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, I was jogging in the neighborhood. My new neighbor who lives three houses down clotheslines me and shouts, "You're the reason my wife won't have sex with me!" He then kicked me in the stomach and walked inside. Now I'm scared to leave my house. FML

#17742540
157 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33355) - you deserved it (3220)

On 09/14/2011 at 4:34am - intimacy - by jumpedjogger - United States (Georgia)



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