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Today, my family and I are sitting in our house while Hurricane Sandy is going on. My grandma is freaking out because she believes it's our recently deceased dog Sandy getting revenge for putting her to sleep and getting a new dog. FML
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On 10/29/2012 at 5:45pm - animals - by With_Love929 - United States (New York)
Today, I have four flights. I spent last night projectile vomiting with food poisoning. By the time I got to the airport it had progressed to liquid diarhea. Two flights in, I got my period. FML
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Today, I was at the mall with my friend, when an old lady walked up to us. She looked at my friend and said, "My dear, you're gorgeous! I bet all the boys want you!" She then shot me a brief look and walked off. FML
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On 07/11/2012 at 2:46pm - misc - by uglygurl (woman) - United States (Minnesota)
Today, an intoxicated gentleman stumbled into my shop requesting alcohol, which I do not sell. When I informed him of this, he expressed his disappointment by urinating on the floor. FML
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On 01/07/2013 at 6:11am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)
Today, while preparing the house for company, I got a call that my sister had a heart attack and died. My wife's response? "Great! Now you're going to be no help to me at all!" FML
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On 03/09/2010 at 4:08pm - misc - by dargas - United States (California)
Today, it's my 30th birthday. I was having a great night until I overheard my mother say, "I can't believe that thing made it to 30." FML
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On 04/08/2012 at 9:58am - misc - by psychoticbiatch - Australia (Western Australia)
Today, my father asked me to never contact him again. The reason? His "new" family doesn't know I exist and explaining that he has a 28 year old daughter to his wife and his other children would be "awkward". I have siblings that I will never meet. FML
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On 01/17/2010 at 9:41am - misc - by forgottendaughter (woman) - South Africa (Gauteng)
Today, I found out that I was being laid off via an email that wasn't even spell checked. FML
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On 01/20/2010 at 10:31pm - work - by TheoBuckner (woman) - United States (Michigan)
Today, I learned that my parents are planning to divorce. My dad said, "I'll take Rachel." Rachel isn't even his daughter; I am. Rachel is my mom's daughter with her first husband. FML
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On 03/31/2013 at 12:14am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States
Today, I had gum surgery. I can't laugh. I can't smile. I can't talk. I can't eat. All I can do is wait for the pain medication to kick in. FML
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On 01/11/2012 at 3:03am - health - by In Pain (woman) - United States (California)
Today, I walked into my upstairs bathroom to find my mom's new boyfriend eating soup, naked on the toilet. In shock, I stepped back and fell down a flight of stairs, backwards, and hit my head on wall, leaving a dent in it. FML
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On 07/26/2012 at 1:14am - misc - by Lilragu97 - United States (New Hampshire)
Today, I had to call the Australian Passport office to track my passport. Turns out they lost it in the mail. A week ago, I got my dream job as a flight attendant. Without a passport they won't accept me. I lost my dream job before I even started it. FML
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On 04/04/2012 at 3:51am - work - by Anonymous - Australia (Western Australia)
Today, I discovered that my three-year-old daughter has mastered the art of pickpocketing. While I was driving to work this morning, my car broke down. I reached in my pocket to call AAA on my cell, only to find her squirt gun in its place. FML
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On 05/12/2012 at 4:01pm - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)
Monday 20 May 2013
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