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Today, I babysat a 10-year-old and we played Pokémon. It was my first time playing, so he showed me. I ended up winning and the kid started crying and told his parents he hated me. They decided not to pay me for the night, and now I'm out of a job. FML
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On 10/23/2012 at 6:00pm - kids - by Pokemon problems - Canada (Ontario)
Today, I received a drunken prank call from a girl I didn't know around 1am. I don't know what's sadder, that I carried out the conversation for 30 minutes, or that this was the first girl to call me in over a year. FML
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On 09/25/2012 at 9:38am - misc - by badluckryan - United States (Massachusetts)
Today, whilst working in a pharmacy, I was given the pleasure of listening to an old lady share the details of what she sticks up her vagina. FML
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On 05/15/2012 at 4:08am - intimacy - by uni life (woman) - Australia (Western Australia)
Today, a fly got stuck up my nose while I was giving a speech. FML
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On 09/21/2011 at 11:25am - animals - by agent_awesome - United Kingdom
Today, I received a card in the mail. It was from my vet's office. Written inside was "We send our sympathy during this trying time." I haven't been home in three days. I can't find my dog and my mother won't talk about it. My dog was 7. She hated that dog. FML
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On 03/05/2009 at 11:06am - animals - by nochance (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)
Today, some girl punched me in the face and left a huge purple bruise. Apparently her boyfriend has been cheating on her with me because she always sees him walking me home. Her boyfriend is my older brother who didn't bother telling her who I was because "he wanted to see what she would do." FML
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On 11/24/2009 at 5:47pm - misc - by DayamyWuzHere (woman) - United States
Today, I woke up to find my parents singing happy birthday with lots of hugs and kisses. My birthday is next week. FML
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On 12/13/2009 at 1:46am - misc - by Thomas (man) - Canada (Ontario)
Today, I was loading a very large box into my hatchback. I was really struggling, and a few people walked by and laughed. Then a car pulled up and waited for the spot. There isn't a spring to hold my trunk open, so it slammed onto my head. Twice. The car honked for me to hurry up. FML
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On 02/28/2010 at 8:53pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Ohio)
Today, I came home and was greeted by my dad telling me that he pawned my guitar for gas money. FML
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On 12/28/2010 at 9:52pm - money - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)
Today, I found out the identity of the pervert who's been staring at me through my bedroom window in the late hours of the night. My parents and I decided to set out a trap for 'him' instead of reporting to our local cop. Turns out, we caught my 37 year-old neighbor in the act. He's the cop. FML
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On 06/13/2009 at 6:46pm - misc - by Meg (woman) - United States (New York)
Today, it was my 17th birthday. I didn't want my family to spend money on a cake, so my dad made this delicious apple ring. At least, it was great until my mouth began to itch and my throat closed. I have been allergic to nuts since birth, and my dad put walnuts in my birthday cake. FML
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On 11/02/2009 at 1:12am - health - by UnluckyJulie (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)
Today, my little brother learned to write his name. How did he tell the family? By writing it in permanent marker all over my 100 year old piano. FML
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On 01/23/2010 at 7:26pm - kids - by onemoreruinedthing (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)
Today, I got fired for taking time off to see my sister in the hospital after she got in a car accident. Before I got fired, I found out my boss took time off because her horoscope said she should. FML
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On 09/03/2010 at 5:00pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Michigan)
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