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Today, I was told by co-workers with whom I have worked for 2 years that I tan too much and dye my hair black too often. I'm from the Middle East and have never tanned nor dyed my hair. My co-workers think I'm a wannabe. FML
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On 03/03/2013 at 4:29am - misc - by wannadi (woman) - United States (North Carolina)
Today, I went on a blind date at a local restaurant. When my date walked in, she took one look at me, said "nope", and walked out. FML
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On 11/05/2012 at 2:21pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom
Today, while sitting in a waiting room, a man assured me "The safety's on" after he handed his kid his BB gun. A minute later, I practically had a hole in my foot. FML
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On 11/12/2012 at 1:12pm - health - by Emily - United States (California)
Today, I was sleeping when my roommate walked in and asked me: "So...when are you leaving?" She had decided to throw a party in our apartment. I wasn't invited. FML
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On 02/19/2009 at 4:41pm - misc - by sen (woman) - United States (Florida)
Today, I met my husband's family for the first time. My nightmare versions were better. FML
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On 09/03/2012 at 4:47am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Indiana)
Today, someone very close to me came out of the closet. Normally I would fully support them, had we not just gotten married. FML
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On 11/27/2012 at 10:08pm - love - by Bliggins - Canada (Manitoba)
Today, my roommate of a year and good friend of several more decided to move out. When I came home from a long work shift, I found all the cupboards emptied out of everything, including all the new stuff I bought to replace what she was going to take with her. FML
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On 01/02/2013 at 12:38pm - misc - by Megz (woman) - United States (Iowa)
Today, my boss called me into his office. After yelling and firing me, his assistant comes in telling him he had mistaken me for someone else. He did not give me my job back, as he claimed it would make an awkward work environment. FML
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On 05/01/2013 at 9:52pm - work - by Paul (man) - United States
Today, my neighbor turned down his loud music that he's been playing for months, only to turn on a porn movie at maximum volume. FML
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On 11/23/2008 at 9:56pm - intimacy - by ptiluinthesky - Sent from mobile version
Today, I found out that even though my parents have been married for 21 years, our "family friend," who routinely accompanies us on family vacations, completes their threesome. Everyone in town has know for years, except for me and my older brother. FML
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On 07/19/2009 at 10:05pm - intimacy - by whitechocolate (woman) - United States (Maine)
Today, I was at the nursing home I work at, and my boss asked me if I'm serious about my job, telling me that I've been acting strange and not working hard enough. She wants to drug test me. The real reason I'm not 100% is because I have a stomach ulcer from the stress of working there. FML
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On 01/06/2011 at 7:21am - work - by sick (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)
Today, I was woken up by a noise coming from the bathroom. Upon investigation, I discovered my very drunk, giggling girlfriend attempting to urinate standing up. Carefully note the word "attempting". FML
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On 06/08/2012 at 7:54pm - love - by SprinklerDodger (man) - Denmark (Syddanmark)
Today, I was about to get in the shower, when I felt an odd itch in my navel. I saw what I thought was bellybutton lint, so I pulled on it, and quickly realized what I had between my fingers was a still-squirming, headless tick. FML
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On 05/19/2012 at 6:54pm - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States
Friday 24 May 2013
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