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Today, I received the only love letter I've ever gotten. Too bad it's from the guy who's been stalking me. FML

#16756639
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28355) - you deserved it (3685)

On 06/20/2011 at 1:21am - love - by Hello (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was using the restroom when a little girl tried to open my stall. It was locked, so she slid under the door and tried to have a conversation with me while I was pooping. FML

#16767931
158 comments

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On 06/20/2011 at 6:42pm - misc - by shyshy96679 - United States

Today, I walked in on my boyfriend and my best friend making out. She claimed he was just tasting her lipstick. FML

#20784153
123 comments

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On 07/15/2013 at 12:47pm - love - by leeceetaylor99 - United States (Texas)

Today, I walked in on my 17-year-old brother jerking it to a scene from the movie Frozen. Brain bleach, please. FML

#21390007
176 comments

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On 04/08/2015 at 1:19pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I found out that my mother in-law's flight home is canceled, and that she's staying three more days. FML

#14364693
50 comments

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On 12/28/2010 at 1:21am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, I had to pay a $150 late fee because my landlord didn't receive the rent check. My boyfriend had addressed the envelope to himself and put the landlord's as the return address. FML

#17379762
72 comments

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On 08/05/2011 at 5:41pm - money - by sunflower226 - United States

Today, my mom announced to everyone that she wants at least ten grandchildren. I'm an only child. FML

Today, my 5-year-old daughter was asked by her teacher to write a letter to each member of her family to read during the holidays. Her letter to me said, "Dear mommy, come on. You could have done better than dad." FML

#21318238
48 comments

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On 12/15/2014 at 10:38pm - kids - by Lisa - United States (Missouri)

Today, I found out that a street performer makes more money than I do. I have a full time job at the bank. FML

#13740826
94 comments

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On 11/06/2010 at 5:08pm - money - by anonymous - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I had a violent coughing fit while at the store, which caused a lady to think I was choking, grab me from behind and start doing the Heimlich maneuver incorrectly. She broke two of my ribs. FML

#15334781
294 comments

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On 03/16/2011 at 8:53am - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New York)

Today, my fiancé decided he wants to buy an engagement ring for his mother, so that she doesn't feel left out. FML

#18135623
208 comments

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On 11/02/2011 at 12:49am - love - by heatherjo - United States

Today, I brought my new puppy home. I saw her sniffing around, so I took her outside to do her business. She simply played in the grass for ten minutes, so I brought her in. She walked in the door, squatted, and shit. She has diarrhea. This is the fourth time today. FML

#20115908
106 comments

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On 10/14/2012 at 12:39am - animals - by Patrick - United States (Louisiana)

Today, I was out on a dinner date when suddenly a girl walks up to us and says to my date, "Girl, you can do so much better." Hearing this, my date looks at me, nods, gets up and walks off. I still had to pay for everything. FML

#20406289
86 comments

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On 12/18/2012 at 8:49pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States



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