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Today, my mom sold the car I've been working on for the last few years for 100 dollars. To buy gas for her car. FML
I agree, your life sucks (31459) - you deserved it (1961)
On 12/28/2009 at 4:39pm - money - by Butter_Cup - United States (California)
Today, my mom took me to an AA meeting because she said I needed help. I have never tried alcohol in my life, and told them this. I was then harangued by the "instructor" because apparently one of the signs of alcoholism is denial. FML
I agree, your life sucks (26833) - you deserved it (1961)
On 07/21/2011 at 10:10am - health - by blah (man) - United States
Today, my grandmother introduced me to her friends as her 16-year-old granddaughter "who has never been kissed." FML
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On 01/03/2012 at 12:25am - misc - by cheese123 (woman) - United States
Today, due to an unforeseen pipe-related incident, I had to shave my legs in my backyard fish pond, while a plumber assessed the damage to my war-zone of a bathroom. FML
I agree, your life sucks (10464) - you deserved it (1961)
On 05/25/2012 at 3:59pm - misc - by KieRendan (woman) - United States (New Mexico)
Today, after weeks of intense studying with the intent of pulling my grades up, I saw that in fact, they've all gone down. FML
I agree, your life sucks (15149) - you deserved it (1961)
On 05/04/2012 at 5:09pm - misc - by Rae - United States (Illinois)
Today, I overheard my boss and a co-worker talking about me. Apparently when I speak, I slur my words so badly that it sounds like I'm speaking in tongues. According to my boss, "he could be possessed by a demon right now, and we'd never even notice." FML
I agree, your life sucks (14611) - you deserved it (1961)
On 06/11/2012 at 2:16pm - work - by bronieswillrule5eva (man) - Canada (Prince Edward Island)
Today, I had to explain to my husband that the 5-second rule doesn't apply if you drop the floss into the toilet. FML
I agree, your life sucks (27537) - you deserved it (1961)
On 01/13/2013 at 10:36pm - misc - by PeeFlavouredFloss (woman) - Canada (Quebec)
Today, I found a hidden camera in my room equipped with night vision and a microphone. My parents have been spying on me for at least the past year. FML
I agree, your life sucks (29161) - you deserved it (1960)
On 12/31/2010 at 4:55am - misc - by Kellie (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)
Today, my aunt and uncle stole $584 from me, since I'm moving out. Their reasoning? I stole things. When I asked what I'd stolen, my aunt looked me straight in the eye and said "Milk Duds." FML
I agree, your life sucks (24633) - you deserved it (1961)
On 08/24/2011 at 4:03am - money - by Anonymous - United States
Today, as part of my job as a performer, I had to show off my skills with a switchblade in front of an audience. A kid shot a rubber band at me. I then needed stitches. FML
I agree, your life sucks (21432) - you deserved it (1960)
Today, my girlfriend of four years friend-zoned me while I was proposing to her. FML
I agree, your life sucks (34637) - you deserved it (1960)
On 04/11/2012 at 2:27pm - love - by crjsej - United States (Texas)
Today, I was discussing the possibility of other life in the universe with my friend. She said the universe isn't big enough for it to be possible, and that we would know about it already, because "there are only 8 planets in the universe." FML
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On 03/11/2012 at 6:37pm - misc - by daninalani (woman) - United States (California)
Today, I was walking on the boardwalk with my mom when an old man came up and asked me to marry him. He promised he would buy me a Mercedes if I did. The man was homeless and delusional. My mom told me I should take the offer because it would be the best offer I could get. FML
I agree, your life sucks (24518) - you deserved it (1959)
On 11/23/2009 at 1:09pm - misc - by ellie (woman) - United States (Arizona)
Monday 20 May 2013
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