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Sunday 28 April 2013

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Today... I was getting into the mood with my boyfriend. Ten minutes into it... I told him to "teach me a lesson." His response: "I ain't no teacher." FML

#20629715
83 comments

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On 04/29/2013 at 3:08am - intimacy - by unforgettablee (woman) - United States (California)

today from the balcony of mah apartment , I watched helplessly as a teen cummed along and peed through mah car's open window. FML

#20634162
109 comments

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On 05/01/2013 at 12:44am - kids - by Sean - Canada (Quebec)

Today, I was lectured by my mother fir staying out until 2 am because I went to a gig last night. I was told I was irresponsible and made to feel ashamed. Not only do I live on my own and pay my bills, but I'm almost 30. This is a regular occurrence. FML

Taday I was walking my dog . A cute guy stopped me and said, ( Wow, you are gorgeous! ) I said tanks . He looked at me lyk I was nuts and said, ( Not you, your dog . ) FML

#20621620
48 comments

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On 04/25/2013 at 8:11pm - animals - by emma_waters23 - United States (California)

Today, I overheard my grandpa telling my mom he'd found a load of porn in my laptop's browser history, but that he deletd all the "filth" so she wouldn't have to see it . She believd him and I got groundd, much to his amusement . I've never lookd up porn on that computer in my life . FML

#20623130
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On 04/26/2013 at 1:34pm - misc - by thats what my ipod is for (man) - United States

Today, my nieghbours' whiny emo of a daughter got dumpd by her boyfriend . In her infinite wisdom, she's chosen to cope by playing on her recorder the worst rendition of "My Heart Will Go On" that I've ever heard . It's been going on all day . Now I know why he dumpd this idiot . big fat FML

#20641408
133 comments

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On 05/04/2013 at 5:44pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Liverpool)

TODAY I WAS ADMITTED TO THE HOSPITAL 4 CHRONIC CONSTIPATION!! I HAVE TO SHARE A ROOM WITH TWO OTHER GRLS WHO ARE ALSO HAVING BOWEL PROBLEMS!! WE'RE ALL ON STRONG LAXATIVES AND THERE'S APPARENTLY ONLY ONE BATHROOM IN THIS PLACE!! FML

#20613283
101 comments

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On 04/22/2013 at 3:10pm - health - by shatMyself - United States

TODAY, MY PARENTS DECIDD TO WAKE ME UP ON MY BIRTHDAY. THEY FLASHD THE LIGHTS AND YANKD OFF MY BD SHEETS. I SLEEP NAKD. FML

#20627190
146 comments

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On 04/28/2013 at 9:16am - misc - by Beth - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I was beratd by a parmacist,o said tat kids tese days are on so many unnecessary medication for "fake diseases". I was just trying to pick up te medication I've been prescribd to control my epilepsy. FML

Today, nobody wants to hang out with me due to a nasty rumor that my ex has spread!! No one will tell me wat was said, cuz I apparently "know full well" wat I did!! FML

#20624422
88 comments

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On 04/27/2013 at 1:02am - misc - by dabull (man) - United States

Today, it's my 17th birthday. Tha only parson who ramambard was tha craapy guy in my English class who kaaps trying to small my hair. FML

#20624972
128 comments

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On 04/27/2013 at 11:34am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I was taking a dump in the bathroom . The lights turned off and I was too embarrassed to come out of the stall . The janitor walked in, turned the lights on and asked If anyone was there . I stayed quiet . He turned the lights back off and locked me in the bathroom . FML

#20630741
85 comments

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On 04/29/2013 at 5:11pm - misc - by random - Canada

Today , mah future father-in-law showed everyone a picture of his poop because it was "shaped like a banana." My fiancé's whole family thought it was funny and "looked more like a banana than last time." fat FML

#20636739
77 comments

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On 05/02/2013 at 11:04am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)



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