Work, Customers and Weird: Today, I had to explain to a customer that she couldn't use the...

By Anonymous - 25/02/2017 21:45 - Canada

Today, I had to explain to a customer that she couldn't use the bathroom while going through the drive-thru. I still don't understand what exactly she had in mind. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/05/2016 02:20 - United States - Exeter

Today, my mom was "that" customer at the local drive-thru. She slipped into attention whore mode and bitched the guy out for not giving us extra fries. He said she didn't ask for any, which was true. Instead of apologizing, she swore at him and floored the gas, sending our drinks spilling all over me. FML

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By no one - 02/06/2020 14:00

Today, I was at work at McDonald's, at the front counter when an elderly lady came up to me and whispered, "I just shit everywhere in your restroom," then turned around and walked out the door. FML

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Gross and weird

By Porkchop - 14/11/2021 23:00

Today, I had to explain to my girlfriend that it’s weird to defecate into your hand and throw it from the shower into the toilet. FML

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By I'm so wet, baby - 28/11/2014 17:27 - United Kingdom

Today, while at work, I really had to pee. Since my break was soon, I decided to hold it as another customer came to my till, but I didn't see she had 3 trolleys full of food. It took ages to scan all of it, and when I left for my break, I had an empty bladder and a wet seat. FML

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Admit it

By lordoftheweird - 03/11/2023 19:02 - Canada

Today, I went to a drive through with my housemate. She got our order wrong and angrily yelled at the teenager who handed us our food, making her cry. My housemate can't fully speak English because of a learning disability, and she refuses to admit it. FML

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Frustration level: infinity

By MEW - 21/09/2009 00:38 - United States

Today, I was working drive thru and took a huge order. When the people pulled around to the window, they handed me a stack of coupons. None of the coupons were even related to what they ordered. They made me change their order to fit the coupons because they couldn't read. FML

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By Goatbeard - 15/02/2011 17:13 - United States

Today, I just pulled out of the fast food drive through, only to pull right behind a septic truck. Just as I was about to dig into my food, I noticed it had a handy window about a foot round. I had a stare-down with a turd until I could pass. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/03/2014 03:02 - Canada - Rosthern

Today, while at work, I went to unlock the washroom for a customer. Normally we don't allow customers to use the staff washrooms, so I was as surprised as the guy I found sitting on the toilet when I opened the door. FML

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By frustratedandunderpaid - 09/06/2015 01:47 - Canada - Sackville

Today, at my place of work in a fast-food restaurant, a customer called in and bitched at me that her warm food was weirdly cold. That is, after she drove 45 minutes from the restaurant to her house. FML

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I'm in a hurry

By Anonymous - 20/01/2020 20:00

Today, I was working in my store. Right around closing, a lady came in to try some things on. I went to the back and when I came out, she was standing in the middle of the room with fluid coming from between her legs. I asked her if she was going into labor. She wasn't. She was peeing. FML

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Fiakealii 1

Sunday 26 February 2017 4:33

...did she maybe mean that she wanted to run in and use the restroom after ordering through the drive through?

wheresmymary 22

Sunday 26 February 2017 4:54

She wanted to piss in a cup and let you take care of it

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Fiakealii 1

Sunday 26 February 2017 4:33

...did she maybe mean that she wanted to run in and use the restroom after ordering through the drive through?

Danne696 14

Monday 27 February 2017 17:42

My thought exactly, she were probably just uncertain wheter she was allowed to or not considering most restaurants only allow customers to use their restroom.

RichardPencil 30

Sunday 26 February 2017 4:43

Who are you to say she can't pee or poop in her own car?

wheresmymary 22

Sunday 26 February 2017 4:54

She wanted to piss in a cup and let you take care of it

bigred121970 10

Sunday 26 February 2017 5:50

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha too Funny.

trucker2 33

Sunday 26 February 2017 5:56

Maybe she was waiting for the paper bag and napkins

Cali 54

Monday 27 February 2017 12:15

Oh god I hope not.

Goblin182 26

Monday 27 February 2017 17:33

Wait, are you saying that she wanted to get out of her car, come into the store, leaving her car in the drive thru line while she used the restroom holding up everyone in the line?