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Saturday 9 February 2013

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Today, after spending six months completely repainting and redecorating our new home, I finally finished the last touches and went to remove the masking tape. Off came the tape, along with huge blotches of plasterwork. FML


Today, I had drinks at a friend's house before going out to a concert. I still had a bottle of beer left, so I brought it along with me. I got kicked out five minutes into the show for bringing my own drink, which is apparently against the rules. I paid $75 to get kicked out over a $3 drink. FML


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On 02/07/2013 at 12:11pm - misc - by loquacious shit stain (woman) - Australia

Today, my boyfriend and I arrived at our pre-paid hotel for a romantic evening. When we went to sign in, they had no reservation for us, however they did yesterday. The payment is non-refundable. FML


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On 02/04/2013 at 3:47pm - money - by perfect (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my furnace broke down, almost a month after its twenty year warranty expired. It would have been replaced for free. Now I'm going to have to take out a loan to afford the $4,000 replacement. FML


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On 02/10/2013 at 12:03am - misc - by chillyinside - Canada

Today, after three and a half years of working dead-end jobs with a bachelor's degree, I got a call from a potential employer in my degree field, who wanted to set up an interview. The problem: the interview is across the country, and I'm too broke to pay the travel expenses. FML


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On 02/08/2013 at 7:19pm - work - by goingnowherefast (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

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