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Tuesday 29 January 2013

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Today, I had to leave my ACT prep class ten minutes in to pick up my drunken father from his best friend's baby shower. I picked him up along with a bill for the damage. FML


I agree, your life sucks (27129) - you deserved it (2126)

On 02/01/2013 at 10:26am - misc - by kylie18xx21 (woman) - United States

Today, I went for a checkup after having recently been fitted with dental implants. The oral surgeon I chose was supposedly the best in the area, but it turns out that he inserted the implants at the wrong angle. Now I have to have further surgery to correct it. FML


I agree, your life sucks (28238) - you deserved it (2464)

On 01/31/2013 at 4:29pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)

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